Let’s see now. For years doomsayers have been telling us that artificial intelligence will kill us off, enslave us, perhaps keep a small group of us around to do their dirty work … nothing but bad news. For years they’ve been trying to scare the pants off of us, and in my case, largely succeeding.
Trouble was, I didn’t know how to gauge the truth of the stories that were coming at me. Was this the real thing, like climate change, or was it like those cults that see the end of the world coming on Tuesday and then gather in an apartment in Cleveland to dress up and take poison together?
My problem was that if I really thought that my computer was going to kill me I would, by God, turn it off. There’s a button right there on the keyboard to do just that. And then I would unplug it from the wall and drive a wooden stake straight through its motherboard.
It wasn’t until data centers came along with their energy consumption and pollution and noise and other disruptions that we got serious about the matter. These days being opposed to unregulated growth of AI is about the only truly bipartisan topic that there is. So why not pull the plug until we can figure it out? But then these stories started coming out about how little AI critters keep getting out of the labs and hacking the supposedly unhackable in other labs.
The ones we’ve heard about have been mischief-makers rather than apocalyptic instruments, but if I were an AI monster that’s what I would get the humans to say.
So are there other stories to tell? Worse ones? Horror stories to tell around campfires and then we’d all go out trembling into the woods to bury our smartphones so that we were untrackable?

Here’s one more disquieting thing to think about. Maybe the takeover has already happened, and the monster has been so cagey about it that we won’t realize we are entrapped until it wants to tell us.
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Maybe it is culling us slowly, to avoid messy panics, until it gets the herd just the size it wants …
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The header photograph is of Robin paddling on Woods Lake, which is about an hour’s drive south from our home. It’s a perfectly beautiful little lake accessed by several miles of a perfectly tooth-loosening gravel road. We’ve camped there many times, and on nearly every visit we were entertained by beaver working in the narrow portion of the lake.
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For several years now I’ve been torturing myself every time that I went tent camping. I had purchased camp cots like the one in the photo, and assembled them just as I was told in the accompanying instructions.

Such assembly regularly involved much sweating, cursing, accidentally tearing off of small pieces of my flesh, and creating a general atmosphere of mayhem in the campground. There were videos on YouTube that offered “tricks” to try to get around the basic truth of the matter, and that was that the cots did not want to be assembled, but were perfectly happy being left in their carrying bags and stored in the garden shed.
This year I decided to put them together in the backyard and leave them that way for several days until the fabric was stretched to the point where future unseemly struggles might not be necessary. But after an unsuccessful hour I stood up, knuckles bleeding, the blackest of thoughts running through my head, and I declared that the war was over. The cots had won. I slunk from the battlefield, hearing a breathy sort of snickering behind me that was the victory chortle of those supposedly inanimate objects.
Hours later, I caught them unaware and before any effective resistance could be mounted I tossed both cots into the trash bin where they now reside, waiting to be picked up.
I will either find a suitable replacement for these things or I will sleep on the ground. But I am not going back, no matter how pathetic their cries.
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A couple of hours from us in a southwesterly direction is the Community of Bedrock, Colorado. There is a working general store and a handful of houses … and that’s it.

“The town of Bedrock was established in 1883. The Bedrock post office opened on November 8, 1883. The town’s general store and post office were built on solid rock, hence the name.
The general store was built in 1882 and featured in the 1991 film Thelma and Louise.”
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Just 6.2 miles away is the community of Paradox, Colorado. It also has a general store but one that is in a dormant phase of its life, waiting for someone to kiss it back from its ramshackle slumber. There are a few more houses here than there are in Bedrock, but not many.
Both of these buildings are picturesque reminders of another day and time, when someone’s economic dream caused the towns to be built. The dream failed, and most of the occupants moved on. All but a few, whose descendants still live here in the Paradox Valley.

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In 1955 Billy Vaughan and his orchestra recorded the song Shifting Whispering Sands, and it became a hit. Quite a big one. Gives you an idea of how important those western myths are to some of us here in the States. As I finished writing the preceding piece I decided to toss it in as sort of a postscript.
Truly, 1955 was another time altogether.
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