Comrades In Arms

You know, the real danger for me in watching a Beth Hart video is that it stirs something primal, and reminds me that deep in that cerebral pudding I call my mind there is still a certifiable crazy person who could make his appearance at any moment. Some of her live performances leap straight over the boundaries of gentility and taste, but even then I appreciate her talent, her voice, her daring. She seems a woman of great appetites, a freight train of id coming one’s way.

What’s not to like?

Not too many artists truly give it all on stage, thinking that prudence requires that they hold something back, keep something in reserve, so as to be able to fight another day. Beth Hart is … how to say it … highly imprudent at times. If you go seeking other videos you will see that the one I offer is rather tame.

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The Supreme Court finally said that Cluck cannot screw around with the mail-in ballots for this mid-term election. In ordinary times seeing that august body actually do their job in a nonpartisan manner would not even be worth mentioning.

I don’t know what to say about this Supreme Court. Most of the time the fascist-sympathizing six members are little more than a waste of space and are almost impossible to differentiate from the rest of the toadies that compete for an open patch to kiss on the buttocks of this disreputable man.

Maybe they figured that this was just too much. That if they didn’t finally do the right thing that bags of garbage and dog feces would soon be showing up on their manicured lawns. Or maybe somebody sprinkled fairy dust into their chambers which has convinced them to finally re-read that little book called the Constitution and see where their duties lie.

Who knows. I am grateful for every drop of reasonable that flows from this Court. Such drops are rare indeed.

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I am going to try to discipline myself by republishing no more than three political cartoons at a time in this blog. It’s not easy. Those cartoonists minds are soooo fertile.

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George Booth died four years ago, and I miss him. I’m not sure that I’ve seen every cartoon that he every composed, but it’s not because I haven’t tried. His sense of the bizarre and comic in everyday life is nearly perfectly matched to my own. The major difference between us is that only one of us has actual talent. Any way, it’s been years since I posted one of his drawings here, and this morning I picked this classic.

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For me, this cartoon provided one of those nearly falling off my chair while laughing moments. The reason … I have met those guys more than once, in person, aeons ago. Old souls who were members of a genre known in Minnesota as the bachelor farmer. And I can hear them having the conversation above while oscillating in a creaky wooden rocker on a creaky wooden porch.

When I was in high school our family lived down the road from the Boettcher Brothers, who lived in a ramshackle house that had long ago lost the last flecks of paint from its siding, making it the uniform gray-brown color of the classic haunted house.

They were getting on in years and when they were out and about they would be wearing what seemed like the same pair of worn bib overalls and straw hats. No slaves to fashion they.

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“The rule of law to democracy is like oxygen to a human body. It is something that you absolutely need to survive.”

Patrick Schiltz, Minnesota federal district court judge.

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There was a poignancy in the phone call, as one woman phoned to let another know that she was not going to make the AA meeting later that day. There were at least two reasons to make the call, one is that both women were seniors with health problems, and the other is that both are alcoholics. Even after decades of sobriety the enlightened former addict knows how thin the protective curtain is between them and relapse. They have seen old friends walk back through that curtain and disappear. Silent battlefields.

It’s a simple act, almost a reflex. To avoid causing worry they pick up the phone and make the call. It’s what comrades do.

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Brothers in Arms, by Dire Straits

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Counting Days

After tomorrow, we can look ahead to an entire week where the temperature never climbs out of the eighties, according to my weather app. Lordy, what a treat that will be, carrying us into September in a joyful frame of mind and all that. This past Spring Robin and I looked ahead and decided not to do any gardening at all. The sorts of things we like to plant simply don’t do as well in the searing sort of summers we’ve experienced recently. It becomes almost a case of plant abuse to subject an innocent tomato plant to life in a reflector oven. The stunted fruit we’ve grown on wizened vines was sad to look at. A more skilled gardener than we are might have made something of it all, but this year we punted.

Moreover, we had new problems that arose and would claim the time and energies those tomato plants would have demanded . So our produce this year came 100% from City Market. Not a bad Plan B, as it turned out.

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Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort.

Dolly Parton

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Summertime, by Nina Simone

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The new study on chronic traumatic encephalopathy in football has made sooo many people uneasy. Parents and coaches can no longer say to themselves that the data just aren’t in, so go ahead and suit up, kid.

I have little sympathy for people who will let their children bash their brains about, claiming ignorance. I do have sympathy for the children, who deserve better from their guardians.

Here’s a bit of heresy. Football isn’t important. It’s a brute sport only marginally better than boxing in that regard, boxing being where the whole point of the activity is deliberately trying to damage the opponent’s central nervous system. We’ve built football into something like a national religion, a status it does not deserve. There are other ways to challenge ourselves in competitions that don’t involve this risk.

BTW, if you put your kid out there pretending that a new helmet will solve the problem, fageddaboudit. Parents and coaches should have the honesty to admit what they are doing, which is being active participants in the potential diminution of their children’s lives.

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Summertime, by Janis Joplin

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God and I have a great relationship, but we both see other people.

Dolly Parton

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We are almost there. “There” being the best month of the year. Number nine. When the sometimes frantic-ness of summertime slows enough to allow us to catch our breath, when the nights return to being refreshing rather than nearly as draining as the overheated days. When we wake up and look to the trees each morning to see how nature is doing … is that a bit of gold there in the aspens along the highway to Ouray? When we begin to say au revoir to some of the birds we’ve enjoyed watching, as they pack their bags to leave us and follow the food.

I make a big deal every year about September. There’s that perfect song, the perfect weather, that little shiver when I think about having to move my woolen clothing nearer to the front of the closet racks. Love it all.

This has been a year of testing for Robin and myself, personally. Our ‘charmed lives’ took some hits in the health department. I will tell you true, that living with someone who always has “got your back” is a great lift to the spirit on the days when it comes up droopy.

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This autumn will be a test for our country. The November vote may signal a change toward rationality and decency in our national political life … or it may not. The more that those of us who wish for an end to what has been a nightmare make ourselves known, to stand up and be counted, the better. I don’t know exactly how the near future will play out, but I do believe that ultimately the bad guys will be brought down. One of the proverbs that I took to heart a long time ago came from … who else? … those darned Greeks once again. It goes like this:

A society grows great when old men plant trees in whose shade they shall never sit.

Planting a tree you will never sit under requires a deep, optimistic belief that the world will continue, that the people who come after you are worth caring for, and that your small effort today matters. Whatever our small efforts, whatever sacrifices that we make now may be like planting those trees.

Want to plant one? Vote blue every chance you get. Every single time.

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Summertime, Ray Charles and Cleo Laine

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