Unmentionables on the Interstate.

When we took our drive up to Telluride a few days ago, we saw no evidence of the leaves changing anywhere, including up to 10,000 ft. of altitude. Looks like a later Fall might be shaping up, as far as color change is concerned. Often, when the summers are as dry as the one we’ve just experienced, the colors aren’t quite as vibrant when the change finally does come, but we’ll not give up on them yet. (Truth is, I don’t know nearly as much as I pretend I do.)

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When one is going backpacking, one gradually works with their gear to hone the pile down to where they are carrying the minimum amount of stuff needed to get the job done. You have to tote every single one of those grams wherever you’re going, so that anything that doesn’t have a purpose being in that pack is a sin against nature. But when you’re car camping, you tend to continue to keep adding crap until you completely fill up the space in your car. Or in our case, our car plus the space in that camping trailer which we just sold. We did that, and now we’re going through the accumulated treasures and rethinking our goals. It doesn’t require quite the discipline that backpacking does, but you can still bring a fair amount of careful thinking into what stays and what goes.

Thus, we are now proud owners of a Thule Force 3 rooftop box that will sit atop our little Subaru. It will hold 16 cubic feet of whatever we want to put up there. Mostly it will be our clothing, our sleeping bags, and our tent. Soft things that are not too heavy works best in a box like this. It is an engineering marvel.

We do have previous experience with a less well-designed rooftop box. When Robin and I first got together, we took her children to the Black Hills on a camping trip on a Fourth of July weekend. Everything was going swimmingly until one day when we were all together out on a hike, a downpour caught us out on the trail, a Biblical sort of torrent that also went through the campground in a flood that dismantled and damaged our tents. All of our sleeping gear and most of our clothing were completely saturated. We decided to break camp and take off looking for a motel that would accept five bedraggled travelers.

To shorten up this tale a bit, we ended up driving all the way back to Yankton SD (390 miles) that night, because there were no rooms available anywhere on that Fourth of July evening. (It’s really what one expects on the single largest travel day of all in a busy tourist season in a state like South Dakota.) But it was when we finally arrived at home and began to unpack that we discovered the full measure of our disaster.

To hold some of our softer camping stuff, I had purchased a large and bulbous-looking rooftop box from Sears. We had filled it with our wet gear back in the Black Hills, and not given it a thought after that. It turned out that even though we had buckled the box up as well as it could be buckled, the dynamics of that particular box were such that when you drove at highway speeds, a corner could peel up if the wind struck it just so.

Anything stowed near that corner might then be sucked out of the box and distributed along the highway, which is what happened to nearly all of daughter Amy’s bag of wet laundry.

As soon as we reached home and we realized what had happened, I was immediately informed how embarrassing it was to a teenage girl to have her undergarments strewn along a highway in the state where she lives, especially since her name could clearly be seen in labels on the waistbands of some of the items. My abject apologies and an offer to retrace our steps to try to collect what we could fell on deaf ears, and my name, like Voldemort’s, was not to be spoken for some days after that traumatic event. Therefore in selecting this new box from Thule, I took pains to see that there was no corner that could possibly lift up and repeat that bitter history.

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Well, “Suzanne” is just one of the best songs ever. Leonard Cohen was still pretty young when he recorded it in 1966, And when I first heard it, I thought, “Well, that is a way cool song” and “I think there might be an answer to one of life’s big questions hidden in there somewhere, and I’m going to start looking for it right now.”

I still don’t know about that answer, but it was a stunner. And even today, whenever I hear it playing, I stop what I’m doing to listen to it. Gorgeous, haunting, mysterious.

What I would like right now to do is introduce this cover by Nick Cave. He has made the song his own. And guess what? It, too, is gorgeous, haunting, and mysterious.

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Winds move firm and level
Cool and dry
Leaves turning, still on branches
Small sailers on tethers
Whistling tunes to anyone with ears to hear

Fall puts me at my ease
It always has
Dusty days of sun and frost
Of care, and loss, and change

Give me Septembers, keep the Junes
That promise but so often lie
September never does


A truthful month
Reminding us of our impermanence

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There’s a fine op-ed in Tuesday’s New York Times by David French, entitled, “Pete Hegseth Is A Wrecking Ball.” It pretty much summarizes what I’ve been telling everybody that would stand still for an impromptu lecture from me, the only difference being that Mr. French actually knows what he’s talking about.

I have read here and there that there are people who consider Pete Hegseth to be a traitor to his country because of the damage he has done to our military. Personally, I think that Hegseth is too dumb to be a decent traitor, but this doesn’t mean that he hasn’t done considerable damage. His purges of the leadership of our armed forces have been haphazard, sometimes ridiculous, and, to put it in the kindest possible manner, ill-advised. On the other hand, he is doing exactly what we could easily have expected from the very beginning by examining his record. He is a boob hired by a boob to do one of the most important jobs that our country has to offer, running one of our largest organizations of all. Of course, he is doing a disastrous job of it.

Each night I get down on my knees and thank the Republican Party for helping me to clarify what good leadership is by showing me abundant examples of its opposite.

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Up There

One of the more distasteful aspects (and there are so many) of this political season has been the proliferation of requests for money. I get 40+ requests each day through emails and messages. Some of them weave desperate tales about the world going straight to hell without my $5.00, some act as if I have always known the petitioner personally, and more than a few insult me because I haven’t responded to them or have allegedly given too little. Those last snide little notes are my favorites, actually. At least there is a bit of creativity in them. There seems no good mechanism available to shut off the deluge, so I no longer read any.

I have lost track of how to decide which are legitimate requests coming from a legitimate candidate and which are scams. Even what seemed like a trustworthy central agency for liberal donors to use – ActBlue – is embroiled in scandals that churn to this day. Not comforting at all.

I suspect some dirty tricks in part of this, with soulless Republican operatives besieging left of center voters with these pleas and messages in an attempt to cause them to throw up their hands and run to the woods until after Election Day.

I confess to almost giving into such a temptation myself … had even started the car and had my map in hand. I didn’t go, mostly because it looked like rain and I had forgotten where my sleeping bag was.

Thus, from now on I will only seek out worthy candidates’ websites, those who support issues I care most about and donate to their campaigns, ignoring these pesky intrusions. The urgent electronic pleas? Delete them en masse.

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Rocky Mountain Way, by Joe Walsh

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We’ve had a little tent camper, the Sylvansport GO, for the past eight years. It weighs only 800 pounds and thus was able be towed without too much anguish by our Subaru Outback. But the past couple of years we’ve used it much less, and we have largely gone full circle and back to tents. So we sold the GO to a couple from Nederland CO just this week. We wish them as much fun as we’ve had with it.

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Each year as Autumn nears, I begin to drone on about the beauties of the tune, “The September Song,” at least partially because September is my favorite month of the year, and the song reflects the sweet melancholy of that month. I’m going to bring you up to date again on the history of where the song came from.

I know that I’ve already talked about this in the past, but if your memory is like mine, everything that happened 48 hours ago or longer has been erased so this will all be new. At any rate, the song was written for a Broadway musical that was entitled Knickerbocker Holiday, which was first staged in 1938. The star of the musical was Walter Huston, and he asked for just one song he could sing that would fit his somewhat limited vocal range and rough voice. The people who wrote the song, Kurt Weill and Maxwell Anderson, came up with what has become a standard and has been recorded by scads of other people.

As a bit of background, I’m writing this in the first week of September, and we have no leaves changing anywhere around town at all. Because the song is such a favorite of mine, I’m also going to include one version of the lyrics (there are many) along with a recording of Walter Huston doing his best warbling.

When I was a young man courting the girls 
I played me a waiting game 
If a maid refused me with tossing curls 
I’d let the old Earth take a couple of whirls 
While I plied her with tears in lieu of pearls 
And as time came around she came my way 
As time came around, she came

Oh, it’s a long, long while from May to December 
But the days grow short 
When you reach September 
When the Autumn weather turns the leaves to flame 
One hasn’t got time for the waiting game

Oh, the days dwindle down to a precious few 
September, November 
And these few precious days 
I’ll spend with you 
These precious days 
I’ll spend with you

September Song, by Walter Huston

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Robin and I took a drive Saturday to do some people-watching at the Telluride Film Festival. We never watch the films, it’s an expensive proposition to get a badge at all, and even more so if you want to avoid standing in endless and sometimes nonproductive lines. What we do is walk up and down the main street gawking, eat an overpriced lunch, and at noon in the small park in the center of town there is always an outdoor panel discussion on some aspect of the world of film or theater.

There were some people on the panel yesterday that we recognized, including Kenneth Branaugh, Carrie Coon, and Tracy Letts. The discussion was a lively one, the main topic not always obvious. The most memorable comment came from Ms. Coon when she said that American theater is at an inflection point. Unless it finds a way to make the tickets more affordable it will increasingly become a venue for only the wealthy to attend. Big round of applause for that one.

Our usual routine is to drive to a place called Mountain Village, which is several miles up the mountain from Telluride, park in a ramp, and then take a scenic gondola ride down to the festival site. Parking in Telluride itself can often be problematic at this event. Our companion in the gondola going down the hill was John Malkovich’s agent. Charming man, didn’t give his name.

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Part of being an actor is the rhythm of the life of being an actor, and that involves coming together with a group of people, making something together that is intense and requires a lot of intimacy, and then walking away from it with the possibility that you will never see any of those people again.

Carrie Coon

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Colorado Song, by the Ozark Mountain Daredevils

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Rise Up, Me Buckos

Okay, for some folks I guess it comes down to “Have you had enough, yet?” when dealing with the oleaginous monstrosity that is our present national government. We have incompetence throughout the executive branch, only half of the Senate with their wits about them, and a House of Representatives where the ability to tie one’s own shoelaces sets one apart from the herd. Add to this a corrupted Supreme Court and you have the full picture. Dismal, but full.

But we, the much-disrespected electorate, don’t have the sense to roll over and collaborate, as have some colleges and universities, CBS, ABC, and a distasteful number of our national institutions. Armed with our eighth grade civics lessons, a copy of the Constitution, a shred of decency, and a great deal of stubbornness, we persist in resisting. Go figure. There will be a nationwide rally on October 18 that calls itself NO KINGS 2.0.

It will be yet another chance to get together and see that you are not the only one who thinks our present situation is unsustainable madness. The first NO KINGS protest was massive, with more than 5 million people participating. This included 2500 souls who gathered here in Paradise, a small red town in a red corner of the state. It was peaceful protesting all the way. I have to give credit to the Cluck administration and Republican Party for doing so abysmally that it is easy to find a repellent situation to protest against. Too many to count, really. An embarrassment of riches.

My readership is spread around the globe, but if any of you are going to be in the US on October 18 you might want to drop over to Paradise and see small-town democracy at work. You can get more information at the national website for NO KINGS. Stop by, we’d love to have the opportunity to shake your hand and harangue the very beJesus out of you. (If you don’t have a place to stay we have more than a thousand square feet of floor space at our home and enough sleeping bags for six.)

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Watching the movie Out of Africa the other night at our own personal Robert Redford Film Festival, we were struck by how young and handsome Redford and Meryl Streep were in 1985. She was almost luminous at times. And then I thought … hey … forty years ago I was, if not luminous, doing okay as well. I could still run, leap without creaking, and I teetered very little.

I also owned a Honda Gold Wing at that time as did my friend Bill, and the two of us would take our motorcycles out to the wilds of a Nebraska two-lane highway and see how fast they would go. Mine topped out at 116 mph, and I have to confess that this was way past fast enough for this armchair cowboy. All it would have taken was a rabbit in the road and I would not be typing this deathless prose.

But Redford and Streep and the superstar of the show – Africa – what a trifecta that was! If you haven’t seen the film, it’s available on Prime and will cost you $3.99. Worth every penny.

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No One Is Watching You Now, by “Til Tuesday

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For those who are still silently waiting for our shared nightmare to be over, it’s time to wake up. Right now. A coup is under way. This time there is no cavalry coming to save us if we can just hold out. I keep seeing a phrase that goes with the spot we’re in very well, I think, and it is Silence is Complicity.

A quote from Elie Wiesel: “We must always take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented”. 

Another, from Leonard Peltier: “Silence, they say, is the voice of complicity. But silence is impossible. Silence screams. Silence is the message, just as doing nothing is an act. Let who you are ring out and resonate in every word and deed. Yes, become who you are. There’s no sidestepping your own being or your own responsibility. What you do is who you are.

And finally, one from Martin Luther King, Jr.: “In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.

I could go on, as I too frequently do. But if I have a point, my friends, it is that it is an illusion to think that there are sidelines for any of us to stand on.

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Friday we traveled with friend Rod to Telluride, looking for fall color. It was a good day for such an outing, but the only problem was that we anticipated the leaves really looking good by perhaps a week or two. So, the trip was a failure, right?

Wrong. What we did find was a beautiful herd of elk in the valley leading into Telluride, a village that was surprisingly crowded with people who seemed as pleased as we were to be there, and a lunch consisting of the best pizza on earth (IMHO) at the Brown Dog. Not too shabby, I’d say, not too shabby at all.

I tend to malign Telluride too often, I think. To be sure, it is an easy target due to being overpopulated by the very wealthy oozing with their tiresome self-importance. But I have to grudgingly admit that not every zillionaire is a pompous ass. Some of them obviously came from modest beginnings and have managed to hang onto their souls as their treasure grew.

It all makes me wonder what would become of my ragged personality should I become rich through some windfall. I already have an overdeveloped sense of superiority in my present economic circumstances, and I suspect that there is at least an even chance that I would join the ranks of the insufferable. Saying things like “Oh, look there, Robin, a peasant. Be careful not to touch it, I’ve heard that they carry germs.”

Maybe not. Maybe I wouldn’t forget from whence I came. Not every one of my character traits is of the gold star variety, but maybe I’d still find a way to keep it real. Quien sabe?

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The Beautiful Lie, by the Amazing Rhythm Aces

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As a closer, I have not one but two day brighteners for you. The first is a piece from the Colbert show: https://substack.com/@demwinsmedia/note/c-157661556

The second is from CNN’s article on this manga pirate flag that is showing up in protests all over Asia. It is taken from a popular Japanese comic strip and flying it indicates dissatisfaction with the government. ‘Nuff said? Methinks I might need one of these. Maybe two of them.

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