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I’m starting to put a plan together to bike the Mickelson Trail this Fall. Robin and I did it fourteen years ago, on standard bicycles, but this year if we do it we’d go electric, just for fun.

It’s a wonderful journey of 108 miles in the Black Hills of South Dakota, on what used to be a railroad line running from Deadwood to Edgemont. A vigorous 20 year-old with an iron crotch can do it in a day, but we prefer the stop-and-smell-the-roses sort of trip, so we spend three days on the path.

Here’a video of that trip that I put together back in 2009, . One day we were sweating in shirtsleeves, next day we were pedaling in a snowstorm and dealing with hypothermia. Classic Type II fun.

At our time of life, there are many ways this plan could go south, but if fortune smiles …

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Ashokan Farewell, by Washington Guitar Quintet

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For any of you who are unaware of how to classify your activities, here’s the one I use. I forget where I first came across it, but it’s called the Fun Scale. You can google it.

Type I: enjoyable while you are doing it, and fun to talk about later
Type II: stressful when being done, but great fun to tell the stories later on
Type III: no fun while you’re doing it, and you’d just as soon not discuss it again … ever

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When I was in second grade, we exchanged Valentines in Miss Lawrence’s class. There were 24 kids in the class, so everybody received 23 of them, unless you sent yourself one and therefore got 24.

They were not elaborate, but simple punched-out things that weren’t even in envelopes.

Looking back that was my introduction to the rituals of Valentine’s Day. I can’t recall the finer details, but I know I didn’t like everybody in second grade, and we were years away from the “Billy likes Susie” stage. So exactly what we were doing in Miss Lawrence’s class I really don’t know.

A few years down the road was where the Day really kicked in, when as a young man I was expected to buy flowers and/or candy and give them to the females in my vicinity.

The story gets more bizarre when we learn that St. Valentine had nothing to do with growing flowers, making candy, or encouraging lovers. He was a priest who managed to annoy the Roman officials to the point that they rubbed him out in a pretty violent manner.

Valentine was arrested and dragged before the Prefect of Rome, who condemned him to be beaten to death with clubs and to have his head cut off. The sentence was carried out on February 14, on or about the year 270
History. com

So the connection between a headless cleric and a box of bonbons is not immediately apparent, at least to me. I have read some explanations but they have seemed made-up sorts of things.

It’s easier to go along with the Valentine’s Day observances than resist them. And I admit that I do enjoy helping to finish off those boxes of candy, so there is always that.

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All Mixed Up, by Red House Painters

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Speaking of headless clerics, the wild world of Christian Nationalism is receiving quite a bit of media attention these days. I mentioned a few posts back that I’d read the book “Jesus and John Wayne,” which deals with the subject, and there are many, many others out there. Rob Reiner has produced a documentary on the topic entitled God and Country, which will be released on mid-February.

Before I go further let me assure you that I’m not pointing fingers at the mainstream Christian churches. The people I am discussing here have nothing to do with Christianity. Using the name Christian is a sleight-of-hand trick employed by a variety of right-wing nationalist groups to cover up some very un-Christian ideas and behavior.

Christian nationalists want to define America as a Christian nation and they want the government to promote a specific cultural template as the official culture of the country. Some have advocated for an amendment to the Constitution to recognize America’s Christian heritage, others to reinstitute prayer in public schools. Some work to enshrine a Christian nationalist interpretation of American history in school curricula, including that America has a special relationship with God or has been “chosen” by him to carry out a special mission on earth. Others advocate for immigration restrictions specifically to prevent a change to American religious and ethnic demographics or a change to American culture. Some want to empower the government to take stronger action to circumscribe immoral behavior.
Christianity Today

Hitler did it, Mussolini did it, Oral Roberts did it, Franklin Graham does it, the Ku Klux Klan does it, many modern-day televangelists are doing it.

This is a political movement, not a religious one, and we can be grateful that it is being brought into the light where it can be seen for what it is.

Want to read more? Here are a couple of links to get you started:

What is Christian Nationalism/Christianity Today

How Christian is Christian Nationalism/The New Yorker

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Just yesterday I found out that there is another name for earworms, one which I actually much prefer. It is SSS or stuck sound syndrome.

Psychologically, earworms are a ‘cognitive itch’: the brain automatically itches back, resulting in a vicious loop. The more one tries to suppress the songs, the more their impetus increases, a mental process known as ironic process theory. Those most at risk for SSS are: females, youth, and patients with OCD.
British Journal of General Practice

Even though I do not have the first two risk factors, being neither female nor young, I definitely have had this malady on scads of occasions. Perhaps there may be just a bit of OCD wafting about between those neurons of mine.

I do have one question about this condition. In my own case, the song involved is rarely one that I enjoy hearing repeatedly. Usually it is quite the opposite. A small thing, but the sort of discomfort that could, if prolonged, lead to the wearing of straitjackets and the like.

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Anna’s Theme, by Joshua Bell (from The Red Violin)

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Lastly, the crew in the Murray’s cheese shop in City Market put up this sign on the case.

Took a second before I realized what was going on. Very clever, thought I . A play on the words to Sweet Dreams Are Made Of This, by the Eurhythmics.

I asked if customers were getting the reference, and he said that they were … even kids whose parents weren’t born when the song came out, in 1983.

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Okay, here’s a lesson, something to ponder. The lowly European Starling is not the most gorgeous bird, walks like it’s got a stone in its shoe, and has no song worth mentioning. A few of them were brought over in the nineteenth century and now their range is nearly all of North America. Hundreds of them can take over a tree in your front yard and literally rain feces on everything and everyone below.

Why on earth does it exist at all, some might ask? What is the point of starlings?

Well, for one reason, they can do this. Something that might be thought unbelievable if it hadn’t been recorded as often as it has. A murmuration of starlings, they call it. Visual music.

Birds, by Neil Young

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From The New Yorker

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If I really want to upset all of my personal biological systems at once, all I have to do is check to see what the Republican-led states are doing these days.

Recently one of those benighted places decided not to prosecute a woman who had a miscarriage. Imagine that! How progressive of them.

There seems to be something about being a member of that political party that drives one to run around sniffing bedsheets and shining flashlights into cars just to see if anyone might be having the wrong kind of s-e-x in there.

The Party of Family Values is also trying to remove books from libraries that mention s-e-x as well, but have recently run into problems with dictionaries and encyclopedias which persist in reminding us all that s-e-x does exist. And not only does it exist, but it can be enjoyable, does not have to result in pregnancy, and is nobody’s business but the people involved.

There has been a persistent rumor that the GOP is planning to issue social security numbers to individual spermatozoons as part of their program of removing anything resembling science, common sense and reason from family planning and reproductive medicine. So far it is only the sheer numbers involved that have held them back.

The American Dream Is Killing Me, by Green Day

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From The New Yorker

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The Ballad of the Empty Creel

How many times does a man go down to the river, put on those awkward waders and adjust those suspenders, squeeze into hobnailed wading boots and rig up a fly rod, tread clumsily up that same perilous stream, suss out the perfect places for trout to hide, flick the fly to land perfectly into the one quiet patch of water in the middle of a tumult … and then return home without so much as a passing nibble?

How many times before despair sets in?

How many times before he questions his skill and sanity?

The answer, my friends, is as many times as it takes.

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An amazement. I have often bemoaned the sorry state of the cartoons in the present-day New Yorker magazine. They have been largely unfunny, self-indulgent, arch, and bleah. It is of some importance to me because I pilfer from them regularly and must therefore turn to the New Yorker archives for the totally excellent and imaginative cartoons from issues of years ago.

Even thieves have standards.

Imagine my surprise to find not one, but three in this week’s edition that I actually liked. Three. It gives one hope. One of the panels was particularly interesting to me. Fifty years ago I proposed (but did not follow through on) two innovations that I thought would be boons to parents. One was the Velcro wallpaper shown below. The other was shoes for hyperactive children that weighed five pounds each. In this way they could not only avoid being placed on drugs, but they would develop hip flexors like you wouldn’t believe.

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From The New Yorker

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For the first time since her knee surgery Robin and I went XC skiing on Friday afternoon. Snow conditions were excellent and the temperature hung right around 40 degrees. Where we skied was a place with groomed trails a few miles outside the hamlet of Ridgway called Top of the Pines. It is 175 acres up on a ridge with spectacular views of the San Juan Mountains. We had a great time, and there was a total of only 0.5 falls per person for the outing.

Below are pix borrowed from Top of the Pines’ website because I did not have the foresight to bring my camera and take photographs of my own.(This follows a lifelong pattern of having excellent hindsight but a significant deficiency in its opposite.)

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Catapult, by R.E.M.

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This is for people to whom cats are interesting, even thought they may not live with one. The rest of you are done for the day.

There is a short story in this week’s New Yorker magazine entitled Chance the Cat that I found moving.

The author’s insights were especially intriguing, since they were all about the humans in the story, and whenever the story pointed at the smaller animal he could only describe what he saw. Because who knows a cat?

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