Are We Eating Cake, or What?

The title of an op/ed in Wednesday’s NYTimes caught my eye: The Billionaires Have Gone Full Louis XV. It was as good a discussion as to where we are vis a vis the oligarchy as any I’ve read to date.

This whole sorry business of the Cluckian regime will be behind us sooner or later, at least partially because its members are such a group of incompetents and fools to a degree that would be laughable if it weren’t for the misery and dislocation they are bringing daily to so many people here at home and around the world. But the billionaires … they will still be there when he and his gang are gone, using their immense stores of treasure to advance their interests, which on almost no point are coincident with ours. That reckoning will be the one to follow closely.

The op/ed I mentioned above claims that we are at a point where nearly three-quarters of our population believe that there should be a wealth tax, and if it happens the process of reducing the fortunes of the very very rich will likely be a painful period. Perhaps not as bad as that which followed the opulent reign of Louis XV, a little dust-up called The French Revolution).

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… billionaires can’t grasp how the real world is convulsing outside their well-secured gates.

And convulsing it is. According to the most recent edition of an annual Harris Poll, for the first time, a majority of Americans believe billionaires are a threat to democracy. A remarkable 71 percent believe there should be a wealth tax. A majority believe there should be a cap on how much wealth a person can accumulate.

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Like I said. Bumpy roads coming. Girding loins and all that.

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As long as we’re reading articles and commenting on them, which is so much easier than coming up with content of my own, let’s move on to a piece from CNN with the overly long title: Your grocery store is a bewildering sea of overly processed food. Here’s why and what to do. The article is a discussion, a harangue, an exposé, a depressing recitation … all of these and more. Kid

When the rubber hits the road what it means is that just possibly my favorite food of all time is not food at all, but something which started as a slurry and was then treated with a plethora of chemicals that made it colorful, indestructible, and irresistible to people like myself.

My downfall, and the reason that I will never make it to the age of 120 years. The poster child of ultra processed foods, Cheetos.

Rip open a bag of these in front of me and you are taking the chance of being mauled by an octogenarian, which is a sorry spectacle at best. I was thinking that one practical guideline for avoiding ultraprocessed foods is to never eat anything that stains your fingers yellow-orange, but then I remember that the flaw in this reasoning is turmeric. Everything that this spice touches is stained yellow-orange.

In my past there are many things that I would rather not remember, but one of them is that I have on occasion eaten Cheetos until I was nauseous and I still wanted more. At those moments I would raise my orange-tinted hands to God and pray for deliverance, having hit yet one more spiritual, moral, and nutritional bottom. Pathetic, I mumbled to myself, while wiping away the crumbs.

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Samba Pa Ti, by Santana

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Living hundreds of miles from many of our loved ones has turned Christmas around in one important way. The rituals of wrapping presents are largely things of the past. Shipping costs are such that it is not hard to spend more on getting a gift to a son or daughter than the gift cost in the first place. So we go online and send off a package we have never actually seen or held.

Most often the process today is this: purchase gift online > ship directly to recipient. The present arrives at its destination in a plain cardboard box or brown paper package. Open either one of them and there it is. Naked. No mystery. No eager anticipation. No admiration for the art of the wrapping papers. No colors under the tree. Gift-giving reduced to its barest essentials.

The new ways are sensible, but there is something missing, at least for me. Wrapping gifts used to be a pain in the behind, and getting that perfect and seamless result eluded me 100% of the time. But I would take it back, with all its heacaches and frustrations, if I could reasonably do so.

And Santa … where is he in this brave new world of Christmas commerce? Why, friends, he has abandoned the sleigh and reindeer and now drives a UPS truck. The red outfit exchanged for the brown one.

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Here is a live, high-energy version of the classic Dire Straits tune. If, dear readers, you know of a better guitarist than Mark Knopfler, please send their name along to me that I might check them out.

Sultans of Swing, by Dire Straits

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This morning I was musing … I think that I muse more often than I used to. In fact, there is a portion of nearly every day devoted to this craft, often prompted by something as small as a dust mote floating in a beam of sunlight heading for the coffee table. Since I realize full well that the temptation for older people is increasingly to look back in time, I have made it an issue for myself to avoid this trap.

But this year … my mental guard must be down because I find that I am more often filling idle moments with thoughts of the long line of Christmases of which I have been a part. And of the people who once sang and played in them as well, but have moved along to wherever that next cosmic stop is. I’ve reached the station in life where everyone in the generation before me has left the building.

Muse on this: the word muse comes from the Anglo-French verb muser, meaning “to gape, to idle, to muse.” The image evoked is one of a thinker so absorbed in thought as to be unconsciously open-mouthed. 

Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary

Notice the word “gape” in the definition above. I certainly hope that I have not started gaping. Someday when I have the courage I will ask Robin if she notices me doing it. In the meantime I will see if I can come up with an anti-gaping preventive strategy. Surely there must be such a thing.

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Watching the daily parade of loathsome behavior that is our present national government, there is one thing that is very striking. They don’t care that we know what they are up to. They believe that they can do whatever they want without consequence. Our country is being made into some sort of medieval fortress with the rest of the world on the outside, and us prisoners within.

This regime promotes a lie so gigantic that its adherents have to bend their minds into pretzels in order to accept it – that we don’t need anybody else. The lie is that we can run a country completely independently from the rest of the world.This idea, and the plans and programs developed from it are so removed from reality as to collectively represent a national psychosis. At present, the United States is more of an insane asylum, and the inmates are in charge.

Those out there who still think that they can sit on their hands and the delirium will pass of its own accord are misleading themselves. They are letting others do their work for them, take their risks for them. It is past time for this. If they are not active in resisting the assaults on the Constitution, the constant stream of authoritarian and illegal actions, and the miasmic cloud of immorality that has settled over us … they must be considered a part of the problem. The middle ground has been taken away by events. There is still time to choose what sort of political system one wants to live under. But they should make no mistake, inactivity is choosing chaos.

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Music played at the end of the movie Brokeback Mountain. A beautiful coda to the film.

The Wings, by Gustavo Santaolalla

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talkin’ about your Madison shoes …

It’s now a couple of days since parts of America went to the polls and I am still basking in the warm glow that came from the burning of tyranny in effigy that took place on election day. It’s only a step, but as that guy Armstrong said in 1969: ” one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.”

Of course there is still such a long way to go, and the outcome is still uncertain, but, hey, let’s just lie here for another few moments, sipping on our iced coffees and wondering whether Haagen-Dasz ice cream will ever come packaged with an Ozempic chewable nestled inside.

Here in Paradise there were mixed messages. The people whose first impulse at every election is to cover their fences with banners declaring “No New Taxes” even if there aren’t any tax-related issues on the ballot were successful in locally defeating a couple of state tax increases while across Colorado they passed handily. Our school board elections went entirely for conservatives and the hope is that at least they are among the Republicans who can read. It’s a high bar, but one can dream.

We had a recall election for a county commissioner who has been in office for only a year, but ha managed to reveal himself as incompetent, a bully, and a complete fool in that short time. He was recalled, and his replacement is an Independent who actually has credentials, experience, and can properly say the words aluminum and anonymous, which puts her above 99% of Americans in intellectual achievement.

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With our great leader now using children as pawns and denying food to millions of them just for spite, around our community people are bumping up their contributions to the local food banks.

Robin and I and some of our friends from Indivisible set up a table outside our City Market grocery on Friday loading as many canned goods into the back of the Subaru as the good people of Paradise will contribute.

We collected more than $1000 in canned goods and other non-perishable foods in just three chilly hours. It filled the back of our Subaru and spilled over into two more vehicles. When we delivered our stuff to Shepherd’s Hand, a local food bank, we were greeted by the workers with relief, for their shelves were becoming bare. At least two of them had tears in their eyes, and I scored three major hugs by large, strong, and grateful women.

It is beyond disgusting that our government is using the well-being of children to try to achieve their sorry ends. There appears to be no level of depravity too low for them. Really, it makes me wish I believed in Hell, that I might contemplate their futures with unholy glee.

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Let’s suppose that you are being interviewed by a visitor from another galaxy altogether. Let’s suppose that among the questions they put to you is this: “We keep hearing about something called rock and roll … what is that?” My suggestion would be to remain completely silent and play the following video for them. For me this is rock’s essence, being done by what must almost surely be one of the best American bar bands of all time. George Thorogood and the Destroyers.

Here they are playing I don’t know where at sometime in the past and when they were at their peak. I will now be completely silent.

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We had guests staying with us this weekend. Robin’s daughters Amy and Allyson were able to get away for a couple of days to come help Robin celebrate her birthday week.* A good time passed too quickly. Saturday we drove to the Black Canyon National Park to tour the burned areas and take the hike at the end of the road, which is named the Warner Point Trail. It winds through one of the remaining unburned sections and ends with a precipice on two sides.

Brisk autumn weather, good company, enough food to munch on and a warm place to do it in. Gracias a Dios.

*Robin and I are not sticklers for needing everything to happen on the actual anniversary of the date we were born, so we have renamed it birthweek. It is a much more flexible way to look at it as far as scheduling events, and you can have cake on enough successive days to be a serious health hazard. I am typing this while in the doctor’s office where I am being given purgatives to treat a bad case of the butter frosting blues..

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The Indifference of Heaven, by Warren Zevon

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We are slowly coming to the end of one of the most perfect Fall seasons I’ve experienced. Loooong slow turning of the leaf colors, along with cool days without the winds or freezing rains that tear the leaves from the trees prematurely. A slow-motion autumn.

I’ll close this post with a haiku by Matsuo Basho, an old friend of mine, notwithstanding that he passed away in 1694. We’ve had our moments together.

on a leafless bough
the perching and pausing of a crow
the end of autumn

[The photo was taken on a walk at the Black Canyon National Park in the year 2015.]

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Famous Last Words

Last night Robin and I watched the most unusual videotaped interview. It is apparently the first of a series, and it is presently available on Netflix. We thought it beautifully done. The title of the program is Famous Last Words. It was recorded in March 2025, and it had been deliberately planned that it would not be shown until after the interviewee had died. Throughout the hour there were numerous references to death, what it meant to her, what it would mean to those she left behind.

‘Twas a really remarkable summing up of the life of a really remarkable woman, Jane Goodall.

At one point she was asked if there were people that she didn’t like. Without missing a beat she listed several of them, and wouldn’t you know it, they were several of my least favorite people in the world as well.

Throughout the interview she sipped whiskey from a small and elegant glass, and she wanted us to know that she wasn’t an alcoholic, but that there were days where the cumulative insults to the planet called for a lot of sipping.

“You cannot get through a single day without having an impact on the world around you. What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make.”

Jane Goodall

Such a good program, such an interesting premise for a series.

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Leire Gotxi is a young woman who has made a career so far of. busking on the streets of London and posting videos of her performances. Her YouTube channel contains a surprisingly large catalog of covers and originals.

This one came to my attention quite by chance and well, it’s sharing time once again. This is a lovely cover of Pink Floyd’s Wish You Were Here.

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One of Colorado’s members of Congress, John Hickenlooper, is thinking of leaving the Senate and running for governor of the state. He is a Democrat, has actually been good for Colorado over a longish career now, but I hope that I don’t have to vote for him. He is not a “wartime consigliere.”

So far this year, he has largely been absent from the fray, posting perfunctory statements here and there. But we definitely need more vigorous prosecution of resistance to the Cluck regime than he is providing. We need warrior-statesmen, with emphasis on the warrior part.

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It’s the End of the World As We Know It, by R.E.M.

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Every once in a while somebody brings up the 25th Amendment to the Constitution as a way of removing Cluck from office. If he was deemed incapable of performing his duties, there is a mechanism for such removal, even if it is against his will.

One problem is that the mechanism requires that the vice-president and members of his cabinet must do the initial voting for removal. There is a built-in issue here, because it is this very group of incompetents that is part of the evidence for his incapacity.

This is Section Four of the amendment and has never been invoked.

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It’s uncanny how sometimes we will read of some new creature and then step out the door where BAM, there are two of them right on the lawn. Or think of a person who then proceeds to call you before you can even put the thought to bed.

That’s how I felt this morning, which was Robin’s birthday. Mine was just a week ago. But today I ran across a cassette which, if I can believe the identifiers on the tape, was recorded in the Garden of Eden. There is reason to believe that Adam and Eve set it up in secret, hoping to catch God out in some ungodlike pronouncement that they could use in the future. Politics was born right there.

But I digress. Here is part of the transcript, you can make up your own mind as to whether it sounds believable or not.

Adam: Birthday? What’s with that? Just this morning you told us that we were going to get old and wither and wrinkle and die. And for what? Stealing one apple. And now you say that each year we have to remind ourselves of our impending doom by counting off the trips around the sun.

God: Don’t come whining to me. We had a deal and you broke it. I can’t say “Oh Well Adam No Problem”, just go on as if nothing has happened and enjoy your eternal life in a body that will always be beautiful. If I let you two off the hook, one by one all the other animals will want special treatment.

Adam: It was all Eve’s fault, you know. I was happy with just the grapes and pomegranates. Didn’t need that apple at all.

God: You were in charge. You had the responsibility.

Adam: She’s not trainable

God: Part of the penalty

Eve: Hey, I’m right here! I can hear everything you say. It was a fake rule. The snake is probably a plant of yours. I agree totally with Adam. It’s bad enough to be mortal without having to talk about it every year in front of others. There is no good side to all of this.

God: Okay … because there is some truth in your feeling of being mistreated, I have created cake.

Adam and Eve: Cake? Wot … ?

God: I’ll send some over. You’ll like it.

And God saw that it was good, and Adam and Eve saw that it was good. And then God rested … with a small slice and some good black coffee.

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On our last trip to Grand Junction I snapped these photos in a single short alley. Murals are very popular out here in western Colorado, even in the smaller towns. This set has a definite indigenous flavor.

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Zombie, by The Cranberries

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I Don’t Do That, Do I?

It’s a backyard late afternoon under the ash tree, waiting for a promised rain to blow in. This morning I tended my shroom farm, looking for any sign of fruiting – none found today, but it’s still early.

Next we were off to attend an AA meeting where ten people grappled with the meaning of spirituality – a consensus was not attained. It never will be attained, which is a great part of the fun in bringing it up.

Following this Robin and I cooked up a batch of corn chowder to take to a friend who lives alone and is suffering from some fairly severe postoperative pain. We are two of the many friends looking in on her.

Then I climbed into the saddle of our Schwinn stationary bicycle to punish my crotch for 30 minutes. It starts out just fine but at about twenty minutes the seat becomes a cruel device that would not be allowed under the rules of the Geneva Convention. Tomorrow I will walk standing straight up jonce again, I’m pretty sure. I would have thought that by now there would be some callus development in that sensitive area, but nooooo, seems to not be the case.

So I‘m waiting for the rain … what can I say … it’s a downright pleasure. It requires no effort on my part whatsoever.

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Emily, by Los Lobos

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Watched snippets of the grilling that Secretary Kennedy got in the Senate hearing. It was pretty much D- performances on both sides. There are so many legitimate questions to be asked, but the senators keep saying things like “One word answer, yes or no.” As if.

Kennedy is a doctrinaire quack and we deserved to get more information on the depth of his incompetence, but we won’t get it when all the Democratic questioners seem to be looking for are personal photo-ops and gotchas.

Breaking up the CDC is a public health disaster, and those responsible have put their irresponsiblity on clear display. It may take years to repair the damage they have done. It is beyond shameful. I fear that the phrase from Hosea: “For they have sown the wind, and they shall reap the whirlwind” describes the outcomes we can expect in the near future.

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When I was a kid I remember the guy wandering up and down the aisles at the Minneapolis Millers baseball stadium shouting: “Programs, Programs, You Can’t Tell The Players Without A Program!” Well, following the news these days requires someone running up and down the streets shouting the same thing. Except this time the program is the Constitution of the United States. Every member of Congress, every President is required to take this oath upon assumption of their office.

I obtained a copy of the Constitution from the website of the National Constitution Center, and offer it to you here. Even with all of the Amendments it is only 19 pages long. A trifle in terms of reading time. And yet, when the governed agree to be bound by it, it is the most important 19 pages in our lives as Americans.

But now we find that when a serial oathbreaker is elected to office there is a problem. Such a person may not pay any attention to its provisions, and if Congress (and, God forbid, the Court) goes along with the transgressor … it becomes only words on paper.

Unless we, the people, remind those in power what the Constitution requires of them.

Using a stout stick to get their attention whenever needed.

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I have had a detente-like relationship with my bathroom mirror ever since adolescence, when it began displaying small versions of Mount Vesuvius on what had been perfectly acceptable face just the day before. After that betrayal, I began to approach it under mostly dim light conditions, to avoid unpleasantness before breakfast. Before any meal, for that matter.

About twenty years ago, I was told a story involving a nice elderly couple named Ethel and Jerry. They were both in their mid-70s and fairly spry. So when Jerry told his wife one morning: “Ethel, you need ironing,” and then Ethel passed the joke along to the rest of us, I laughed along with her. Of course, Ethel was aged, aged people have wrinkles, and I never bothered to look ahead that far.

But now to get back to that bathroom mirror, which is no longer satisfied with detente but is in full war regalia and marching straight at me. I, to my horror and perplexity, see clearly that I need ironing.

So it’s back to dimming the lights from now on. Lose a pound or two, I told myself this morning, and you will be smooth again. Just avoid looking into that glass.

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Dimming of the Day/Dargai, by Richard and Linda Thompson

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There is a British television series, Unforgotten, which I can recommend without a qualm. It’s a police procedural series, and there are six seasons of it available to us on PBS. Yesterday we finished the last episode of Season Four and something unusual happened to me. The episode was particularly moving, and when I tried to talk to Robin about how well done it was, I burst into tears and could only speak with difficulty.

I don’t do that. I am not a blubberer. At least I didn’t think I was. But there I was, having been manipulated so well by the writers talents and the actors’ skills that I felt for each of the characters in the story. For a moment I cared about imaginary people and their imaginary lives as much as if they had truly existed. Their losses meant something to me.

This wasn’t some AI deception, but a story well told, by human beings. Enough that while watching, the barriers in my brain that serve to separate real from unreal were down altogether. I’d been had and I was not troubled by it at all.

One more thing. The lead actor in the series is Nicola Walker. I’ve seen her in several series now, and she never disappoints.

If she’s in it, it’s worth watching, and that is a pretty useful yardstick to have in choosing television programming.

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