Tag: christmas

Radical!

jono55

This past week as I was distractedly driving home and listening to NPR I heard the phrase “Joy is a radical act.” It intrigued me enough that when I got home I took out my computer to search for the source of the statement. I found it in an essay entitled “The World’s On Fire,”written by a woman named Rebecca Makkai.

The theme of her essay is : since there is a never-ending news barrage that is awful and horrible, and millions of people all over the planet that could use every bit of our resources and all of our waking moments, how can we ever justify taking time for personal happiness of any kind? For joy?

It reminded me of the story of Mitch Snyder. Mitch was a community activist who worked tirelessly for the homeless in Washington DC.

He became nationally famous for the tactics he used to bring the country’s attention to their problems, including well-publicized hunger strikes. He was colorful, brilliant, intense, and a dedicated and selfless worker for others. A serious man who took little time off.

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Then one day he hung himself in his rooms in a homeless shelter that he had helped establish, stunning his friends and his co-workers because he had been a symbol of hope and resilience for the community he served. Some of Snyder’s friends and colleagues attributed his despair to the pressures of his work and the challenges of combating homelessness.

The lesson for me was that while there might be rare people who can meet the worst the world has to offer on a 24/7 basis and still go on, most of us do better and last longer if we perform that very radical act and take time for joy.

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From The New Yorker

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I have become quite a cynic when it comes to what appears to be a free lunch, being one of those whose response is: There is no such thing!

That’s why I am puzzled by a recent discovery of something called BookBub.com. You go to the web address, sign up for their newsletter, and after that every single day you receive an email listing a group of very worthy books that you can buy for a small fraction of their usual cost. Most sell for $0.99 or $1.99. They are not physical volumes, but e-books that are then delivered to your reader. If there is nothing that intrigues you, just delete the email.

But still … at those prices I can afford to add good stuff to my personal library on my Kindle, which takes up almost no space in our small home. I keep looking for the catch. Maybe my name has been unwittingly added to an email list operated by ISIS or Al Qaeda. Or worse, one of our political parties’ potential donor lists.

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Stir It Up, by Bob Marley

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True story. At least as close to the truth as you will find on these pages. This year I decided to give Robin a Bluecorn Candle from the shop of the same name here in Paradise. Apparently the brand is well known among candle connoisseurs, and Robin had expressed some interest in the past.

Safe ground, I thought. Buy one of these overpriced waxen towers and earn some points with my bride. So I went to their tables containing candles of a shape that pleased me, and I sniffed every sample on that display. One of them had a scent that I really liked, which that was very different from the florally inflected rest.

So I bought this candle, after reading the label to see what was so pleasant and finding basil and fir in the ingredient list on the cover. This is what I remember seeing while in the store.

But after Robin had opened her gift and I looked for a second time, I realized that I had entirely missed noting one of the ingredients.

What to do? Having the aroma of an addicting substance in the home is considered by some workers in the field of addiction medicine as an unnecessary provocation. Also, there is the question of what to do if I am ever surrounded by a pack of drug-sniffing dogs who now have shown great interest in me. Perhaps the answer is to burn the candle in moderation, and never drive after inhaling it at great length.

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From The New Yorker

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The new year is firmly established by this time. On January 1 it’s always a bit shaky, like a newborn fawn wobbling on those impossibly slender legs. But, like the fawn, two days later it’s off and running and getting sturdier by the hour.

There’s no turning back. It is 2025 whether we like it or not, and the year itself is not apologetic. It only has those 365 days to do what it has a mind to do, and worrying about our feelings and comfort is nowhere on its agenda.

So my advice is to wear sturdy shoes every day and be dressed for weather when you leave the house. I’ve told the following story here before, but when I was a medical student on my surgery rotation I was spending the day in the emergency room at the old Hennepin County General Hospital. It was a dripping hot July day, and this hospital was built long before air-conditioning was even dreamed of, so all of the staff members were walking around with as many buttons undone as propriety would allow, when through the door walked an apparition.

He was a very old man, wearing layer upon layer of woolen clothing, tall winter boots, a heavy army surplus overcoat, and a stocking cap. His stated purpose for coming in that day was that he was searching for the King of Poland. The surgical intern, clad in a white and short-sleeved uniform asked him if he wasn’t a bit uncomfortable in all those garments when the town was sweltering. The patient’s answer was logically unimpeachable : “Yes, I am, but you know, when you leave the house in the morning you never know what’s going to happen before you get back.”

This is my approach now to the year 2025. The politicians have mostly gone mad, the media following them is tirelessly recording every one of their flatulent utterances, and to find a sensible public voice is to become as excited as a dehydrated man being handed a glass of cool water. When I leave the house each day, I will do so using high caution and low expectations. I think that both are very much called for.

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Redemption Song, by Bob Marley

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Bang A Gong

jono55

As I unpacked the groceries a couple of days back I set aside the three small bags of mixed nuts in-the-shell. You know, the kind you struggle to break open without smashing the contents to smithereens, failing most of the time even on a good day.

And I mused.

The purchased mix was English walnuts, hazelnuts, almonds, pecans, and Brazil nuts. With some trepidation based on years of dashed expectations, I picked up a nutcracker and had at a walnut. As I applied pressure to the arms of the tool the walnut suddenly shot out and hit the wall.

I had forgotten that while we have two nutcrackers, one of them is so lacking in all aspects of performance that what just happened was not actually a malfunction, it was what it does! Each year I think that I’ve thrown it away but then the next December rolls around and out pops the Nutcracker from Hell to darken one more day.

Here are the two crackers we own. The one on the right works beautifully. The one on the left is diabolic.

Apparently simply trashing it is not enough, it needs to be buried by someone acting quite alone and under a full moon. If a silver spade is handy it is the preferred practice, but if not a steel one will do the job most of the time.

The hole must be at least three feet deep, and the device buried face down. This is where things often go wrong because it is exceedingly difficult to tell the face from the back on a nutcracker.

In my childhood it was Grandpa Jacobson who put out the nuts to shell each year at Christmas, and I still attempt to maintain that tradition when I can. It is the reason I purchase these bags of frustration each year.

He would set them out in a bowl exactly like this one. I found this item on Etsy where you can purchase such a bowl for a measly $276.00. (I strongly suspect that Grandpa paid much less for his.)

In my family of origin, the only nuts occasionally found in the cupboard were walnuts used in baking, and salted peanuts for snacking. So the varieties offered at Christmas time were special.

But what was this? Here came the cosmic joke. These delicacies were not just be picked up , be amazed at, and then eaten. Nossir. You needed a tool to bring them out into the open. And even when the tool worked properly, you might have these problems to deal with:

  • the frequent mummified nutmeat, inedible and very sad-looking
  • the process of removing the nuts from their shells resulted in their being shattered 99% of the time
  • the shell fragments are sharp and pointy things of various sizes that find their way to the floor and would be discovered by barefooted early risers the next morning, producing much involuntary hooting followed by careful tweezering to remove them.

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Joy to the World, by Train

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Another sad article in the Times of New York on Thursday. The death rate from measles in the Congo is much higher this year than in the past, the reason unclear. The disease is epidemic there, not because of resistance to the idea of vaccines but because of problems with getting the highly effective preventative to the people in that beleaguered country. People who want their children protected but either have inadequate local medical resources or none at all.

Here in the U.S. we have a more than adequate supply of the measles vaccine, and enough medical personnel to get it to every child. The only problem is what is euphemistically called vaccine resistance. My own take is that it could be better named epidemic vaccine ignoramus syndrome. Parents who will summon their inner gullible and listen to an anti-science influencer peddling bad information, and in doing so place their children’s health and life at risk on either the flimsiest of grounds or no grounds at all.

The whole sorry mess doth make the blood boil in an ancient pediatrician’s breast. We were so close to eradicating this particular bit of nastiness from the world that it is appalling to watch what is happening out there now. I would like to see those influencers dealt with using the shouting fire in a crowded theater rule. Turn over their rock and somehow hold them responsible for the effects of spreading deluded misinformation. Perhaps make them pallbearers at the childrens’ funerals.

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Ravel: Pavane Pour Une Infante Défunte, by Erich Appel, Oliver Colbentson

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Read a review today of a new film that sounded intriguing. When I reached the end of the piece I ran headlong into this paragraph:

Almodóvar’s films often explore doubles: mothers and daughters, pairs of lovers, twisted friends. “The Room Next Door” does the same, in several different registers, and I think that’s the point of the title. We cannot really know what another person is going through. Even if we follow Weil’s exhortation and ask, we’re incapable of fully inhabiting another person. We can’t live inside of them. The real act of friendship, of love, is to check on one another in the morning and make sure we’re still there. 

NYTimes: The Room Next Door

What that bit of writing meant to me is that living out here hundreds of miles from any metropolis as I do, I will not ever be able to walk into our local theater here in Paradise and watch the movie. It might not even make it as far as Grand Junction. Very thoughtful films with deep themes and deep characters just don’t sell enough tickets to be able to compete with the comic-book universe.

I went back through the review one more time and found absolutely no reference to superpowers, things being blown sky-high, or hyper-powered automobiles and their drivers being pitted against one another in meaningless confrontations. Don’t get me wrong, I am not whimpering about the situation but only describing a reality. I’ve met one of the theater owners and like him. I appreciate very much that occasionally he will bring a film to town that surprises me, and that the convenience of driving only a couple of miles to see it is gratifying. I also realize that showing films like “The Room Next Door” week after week would probably mean that the theater would not survive and even those rare surprises would go away.

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Every great once in a while when I am hiking a particularly beautiful stretch of trail above treeline I will break out into my butchered version of the following song. In doing so I embarrass my companions and alarm others we meet on the path. I can see those strangers checking their phones to see if there is cellular coverage in case I am coming down with trail rage.

I don’t care. It’s me and my inner Pavarotti and some mild hypoxia having a great time together.

The Happy Wanderer, by Frank Weir and his Orchestra

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Lastly, and because it is Christmas and all, I feel the need to make a confession. In 1958, when I was a stripling and completely devoid of anything approaching musical taste, I first heard the Harry Simeone Chorale version of “Little Drummer Boy” while piloting my 1950 Ford coupe on a nameless highway somewhere in Minnesota, probably on my way to doing something slightly illegal involving spiritus fermenti. The little fable and simple arrangement stayed with me, and I was not surprised when it later became a big hit, eventually joining that select list of tunes and carols that are played at Christmastime every year.

Here is the Chorale appearing on the Ed Sullivan show in 1959. Pretty, tasteful, melodic, serene.

Over time there were many many other artists who covered this song, most of them respectful of the original vibe, most of them not quite coming up to the original, IMHO. (But remember, devoid of musical taste). And then a few short years ago, these brothers came along, blew the song apart, restructured it, and had a hit on their hands. With modern stagecraft, enough percussion to be the background music for Sherman’s march through Georgia, and strobe lighting of the sort that brings on seizures, King and Country added their version to the canon.

Where does the confession come in? Well, my favorite version is still the original one by the Chorale. But there is a little militaristic and mindless part of me that can be sucked right up into a bit of bombast. So once each year I play King and Country for myself, watching the video on YouTube and listening on headphones, so that no one is aware of my solitary and shameful vice.

And I know I can count on you not to rat me out, right?

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Here’s Yawping At You

jono55

We have a middling sort of winter so far. Too chilly for outdoor summer sports, not enough snow for skiing or snowshoes. At least not nearby.

So what I do is sit inside and complain. I don’t like to brag, but I’m good at it … really good. In fact if there was a merit badge for kvetching I would have a chestful of honors. An international whining competition? Just hand me the first-place cup, buddy, and it will save us all a lot of time.

And that’s not because the competition is weak. Most people love to complain. It’s even expressed in our language. You know how Eskimos are supposed to have 50 words for snow because of its importance in their lives? In my online Merriam-Webster Thesaurus there are 55 synonyms for complain.

And some of them are the greatest words! A delight to any logophile! My typical day is when I get up in the morning, stretch a bit, and then begin the day with a good yawp, blubber, or caterwaul before breakfast. Couldn’t be off to a better start! Here is the list that Merriam-Webster provides:

Whine

Grumble

Bitch

Cry

Gripe

Nag

Inveigh

Wail

Bellyache

Beef

Yowl

Caterwaul

Grizzle

Crab

Yawp

Quarrel (with)

Lament

Bewail

Blubber

Scream

Mutter

Growl

Kvetch

Kick

Squawk

Holler

Grouse

Bleat

Fuss

Kick up a fuss

Carp

Grump

Yaup

Object (to)

Quibble

Fret

Deplore

Moan

Worry

Squeal

Whimper

Whinge

Murmur

Repine

Keen

Protest

Yammer

Kick up a stink

Grouch

Croak

Sob

Maunder

Cavil

Bemoan

Stew

There. Don’t you feel better knowing what a wealth there is available to you for use in such a good cause? (I especially like “deplore” because one uses it from a position of moral superiority, looking down the length of one’s nose.)

Notice that I called it a “good” cause. Think about it. Many of us have learned that our existence is not that fabled bed of roses. Things could be going along sweet as you please and suddenly a truck backs up and unloads a metric ton of horse excrement on your life.

This is where the usefulness of complaining comes in. It is something to do while you’re picking straw and other oddments out of your hair. It is a blow struck for sanity and survival when the world is just too much with us.

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Lo Siento Mi Vida, by Linda Ronstadt

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I’ve tried to recall just how old I was when my belief in Santa took the big hit. I was pretty young, maybe five or six years old … don’t know for certain. Thinking back I wonder why it took so long. After all, the presents had always borne tags that read: To Jack from Aunt Addie, or To Jack from Dad and Mom, etc. etc. None of them had ever said from Santa. I guess I was a slow learner.

Even when the myth was busted I do remember desperately wanting it to still be true. Sheesh. What a soft-headed little citizen was I.

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I had a sort of epiphany last night. Get to be old enough and you start going round for the second time in places. Like that old shirt that went out of style long ago but didn’t wear out and now it is just the thing once again. Last evening the realization that I was involved in yet another of those time circles was when I was getting ready for bed and I was just at that moment when the clothes of the day had been tossed aside but the flannel pajamas were not yet in place and much dermis was at the mercy of a very cool room.

When I was a child we did not have central heating in our home, but an oil burner in the kitchen that depended on air currents to distribute the warmth to other rooms. There were lots and lots of shivery rooms and corners under such an arrangement. But by my adolescent years we had left that all behind and now there was central heating, with shining ductwork carrying blessed warmth to all areas equally. Fuel was cheap, global warming as yet undreamt of, and our homes were toasty warm throughout the season. A person could hang out in their living room in January wearing a t-shirt and pair of shorts without risking chilblains or the loss of digits.

Which brings us to today, where our winters are being spent layered up in our own living rooms as if we were going walking to the mailbox a block away, as we keep cutting back on the thermostat settings to reduce expenses and be good citizens of a warming planet.

The French have a phrase that I think fits this phenomenon: Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose, which translates to – the more things change, the more they are the same. The French are really good at coming up with pithy phrases. Surely you remember that there was quite an excitement that accompanied this one: “Let them eat cake!”

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Long Way Around the Sea, by Low

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Happy Thoughts

jono55

I had a happy thought this morning. In just three weeks the hours of daylight will start increasing. More sunlight, less gloom … what’s not to like? Of course it’s a bit like getting a brighter bulb when you’re still living in the refrigerator, but hey – it’s a start.

I am reminded of the oft-uttered phrases:

  • It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity.
  • It isn’t that it’s cold, it’s a damp cold.

In both cases it is water vapor that is being blamed for all our troubles, rather than the obvious fact that the temperature levels may not be compatible with (comfortable) life.

Over the years I have made an exhaustive study of just what the optimal environmental temperature is for human beings. I will admit that my study sample is rather small, being limited to … me. But I believe my findings are still worthy of your consideration.

Summary of findings: the optimal room temperature is exactly 73 degrees Fahrenheit.

Anything above this and a human may suffer antiperspirant breakthrough. Anything below 73 and you’re wondering: where did I put that afghan, anyway?

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The Parting Glass, by boygenius

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From The New Yorker

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Flights of Sandhill cranes going by off and on all afternoon. Often so high you have to squint to see them, but that unique cronking sound is unmistakable. They are tidily and sensibly arranged in vee formations heading south.

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If you don’t know where you are going, any road will get you there.

Lewis Carroll

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Day after day the bad odor of the yet-to-be-unleashed Cluck administration increases as it is almost entirely based on slavish loyalty and nepotism. I would describe the scent as fetid swamp mixed with hints of decay and limburger cheese.

And just when I was about to enter the state of high dudgeon over these awful Republican choices the leader of the Democratic party breaks his promise to us all and pardons his son.

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Mr. Biden and Mr. Cluck are showing us as clearly as they can that the problem with electing humans to office is to be continually disappointed. Where now is all of the posturing of either party about no person being above the law? If it weren’t for the fact that my computer sometimes behaves completely irresponsibly and illogically I would cry out: Bring on AI and the robots!

Ultimately it’s up to us, isn’t it? And we would so love to give that job to someone else while we plant our gardens and play a few more rounds of golf.* It isn’t distracted driving that’s the biggest problem out there, it’s distracted living.

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*Full disclosure here. I garden little and never played golf. I could have said go kayaking or hiking but then it would have applied to me, which I did not want it to do at all. I’m above all that. Really.

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Happy Christmas (War Is Over), by John Lennon

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From The New Yorker

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We’re getting on with the task of Christmas-izing the little space we call home. I would say we peaked in about the year 2000 or so with the amount of holiday decorations we placed about a much larger dwelling, and we have been divesting ever since. For example we’ve gone from something like thirty or forty Snow Village pieces to a modest five. From eight-foot decorated evergreen trees to 4 1/2 foot trees. We move the Buddha from his place on the berm and install statues of Joseph, Mary, and baby Jesus.

And presto! We’re done! To us the feeling is the same. Turns out that for us it’s not the size of the observance, but the observance itself that matters. Our plan is to be at home this year, and if there are others among our friends and neighbors who are doing the same we will see if we can’t get together for an evening or two.

So – three weeks till Christmas. I give myself carte blanche to bring out the holiday music each day until Robin exclaims: STOP WITH THE MUSIC ALREADY IT IS DRIVING ME MAD! At one time in our history together I had only purchased Christmas tunes to play, but now between Apple Music and Pandora I have access to enough new and old, profane and sacred, tacky and treasured Christmas music to choke the proverbial horse. Or, as in our case, to drive someone utterly mad.

I might even share some tunes here on this journal. BTW, I have never liked the term “blog.” Just saying the word makes me sound like I’m about to cough up something gross. Anyway, if the music starts to make you crazy, please indicate and I may or may not retreat.

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Oíche Chiúin, by Enya

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Alarum!

jono55

There are way too many alarmists working in the weather service. We were told to expect 1-2 feet of snow in the mountains above 8000 feet along with sub-zero temperatures. None of this sounded good to Robin and I as we tried to plan our Thanksgiving journey to Durango. We hunched over the weather app on my phone on Wednesday, waiting and watching, finally calling the pet sitter at mid-day to tell her “Game On.”

Predicted driving conditions

Our wills were in order, we had food for two days survival, enough warm clothing, and a reliable vehicle. We said our prayers and climbed into the Outback, looking tenderly at our little home for perhaps the last time. Off we went, anticipating treacherous patches of glare ice, hard drifts across the highway that could make you lose control, and trucks skating sideways right at us coming down a mountain two-lane road.

What we found was no snow at all on 99.4 % of the road, and temperatures in the thirties. The countryside was beautiful under a couple of inches of new and trackless snow. It was a breeze.

Actual driving conditions

I tried to imagine the home life of those prognosticators, how each flutter of a leaf or errant drop of moisture must send them into fearful spasms where they rush their families into basements or attics, handing out stored hardtack when their little ones cried out from hunger.

Cowards die many times before their deaths, the valiant never taste of death but once.

William Shakespeare: Julius Caesar

I’m looking for a hive of valiant meteorologists. Growing less interested in what the Chicken Little variety has to say.

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Elon Musk is naming people that he might recommend to be fired when the new administration takes over. Naming people might be thought of as reckless of life (by uncharitable folks like me) when he and his new orange BFF have a large following of blackshirts and brownshirts who like nothing better than than to be given an excuse to hit people.

The richest man in the world publicly picking on ordinary citizens … anybody see a problem here?

Where’s my dictionary … let’s look under “bully” … ahhh … there we are. Perhaps that should be the name of his Musk’s new quasi-official-department: The Office of Cravens.

He fits right in with his new pal, President-elect Bonespurs.

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(Ran across a line from this poem, and just had to look it up.)

When Great Trees Fall

by Maya Angelou

When great trees fall,
rocks on distant hills shudder,
lions hunker down
in tall grasses,
and even elephants
lumber after safety.

When great trees fall
in forests,
small things recoil into silence,
their senses
eroded beyond fear.

When great souls die,
the air around us becomes light, rare, sterile.
We breathe, briefly.
Our eyes, briefly,
see with
a hurtful clarity.
Our memory,suddenly sharpened,
examines,
gnaws on kind words unsaid,
promised walks
never taken.

Great souls die
and our reality, bound to
them, takes leave of us.
Our souls,
dependent upon their
nurture,
now shrink, wizened.
Our minds, formed and informed by their
radiance, fall away.
We are not so much maddened
as reduced to the unutterable ignorance of
dark, cold
caves.

And when great souls die,
after a period peace blooms,
slowly and always irregularly. Spaces fill
with a kind of
soothing electric vibration.
Our senses, restored, never
to be the same, whisper to us.
They existed. They existed.
We can be. Be and be
better. For they existed.

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There are those who speak our language, this English we trample on and murder daily, in such a way as to ennoble it. Or perhaps to show how innately noble our mother tongue really is. Maya Angelou had one of those voices. Each syllable ringing clearly as any bell. No mumbling. No idiosyncratic elisions. Poetry.

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If We Make It Through December, by Phoebe Bridgers

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So it is December. I must now join the consumer herd in search of some small remembrance for a handful of people. It is a dangerous thing, this entering a large and crazed group of people which has already been in motion for at least a month now. The herd slavers as it passes, every pupil dilated, every nostril flared, every breath labored. They have only just left one of the seemingly endless Black Fridays behind, and are looking desperately over their shoulders at signs reading: Only (X) shopping days till Christmas.

I will do my duty. I am no shirker. If overconsumption is required of me, overconsume I will. I am a full-blooded American, after all, and once I am galloping with the rest of the swarm it pays onlookers to be cautious of those sharp hooves and horns!

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Hypnotic

jono55

There is a pair of American Kestrels that is often found perched on a power line that we pass en route to the recreation center. They were absent for a while this past summer but have been back at their old posts this Fall and Winter.

You ask: How do you know that they are always the same birds? Both sexes look much alike and all members of the species are feathered similarly. Could it not be any passing kestrel?.

I answer: Well, if you knew them you would just know. (I like to keep my responses succinct. And as meaningless as possible.)

They are a beautiful little bird, about the size of a Robin. When I was a kid and new to birding, I learned a different name for them, which I actually prefer: Sparrow Hawks. For whatever reason, seeing them perched on that high wire always lifts my spirits. Anytime I encounter close-up a piece of wildness that remains wild, I am cheered, and these small and fierce creatures are just that.

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I’ll Be Home For Christmas, by Vince Gill

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On a walk a few days ago, I came upon this falling-down shed.

As I looked at it I realized that the patterns of decay had left behind a sort of mural on the rotting wall boards. It was like looking at cliff dwellings at Mesa Verde through a lattice of two by fours.. Here’s a close-up to show what I mean.

Now it’s possible that this is no rustic self-created mural at all, and you might not see anything. Or care. Obviously it doesn’t take much to intrigue me. I live a quiet and sheltered life.

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Mary, Mary, by Harry Belafonte

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Robin added something to our Yule decorations yesterday. It’s a small battery-powered object which is turned on all day now at our house. A Holy Family snow globe thingy that never quits, at least until you switch it off or the battery goes dead.

At first I smiled condescendingly at her purchase, but now I am hypnotized by it. I cannot walk by the thing without stopping to stare. Those shiny little flakes keep fluttering, glittering … and the voices that speak to me … in Mandarin, I think …

I really should ask Robin if she hears the voices as well, but there are some things that you have to think about very carefully before sharing them with your spouse. Some cats you can never put back into the bag …

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Lo, How A Rose E’er Blooming, by Ane Brun

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Colorado has decided that they don’t want the Orange and Odoriferous One to be on the ballot next year. Some phrases in that pesky Constitution that say it really is a bad idea to allow traitors to hold office in the country they have already tried to tear apart. 

Omnipresent expert Chris Christie has told us that the courts shouldn’t decide things like this, only the voters. Anything else will be a big problem. I think Chris (who I suspect of being a politician) is skipping one important point here, and that is the principle that no one, not even an ex-president, is above the law. That is not a thing that should go to the ballot box.

But he is right in saying that this is a big problem already, one that evades non-painful solutions completely. But you and I didn’t create the situation. We’ve just been given the job of fixing it. I believe that we’re up to the job, even if it is akin to doing brain surgery with a sledgehammer and a stone chisel. Perhaps we can’t count on this most disappointing of Supreme Courts to do its job without following a badly skewed agenda. Maybe the ballot box is the only place where sanity and a reclamation of national direction can ultimately be achieved. 

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All Through The Night, by The Kingston Trio

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It’s Christmas Eve, 1947. 

I am eight years old and superstoked for opening presents tonight, but the afternoon can’t go fast enough and maybe if it weren’t pokey old Perry Como playing in the background but something peppier we could speed things up and get down to what the day is really all about and oh god no we don’t have to really eat supper first do we and crap we have to do the dishes too I might not make it to the gift opening but just perish here and what a tragedy that would be only eight years old and everything if you loved me we’d be out there in the living room opening presents right this minute NO don’t answer the telephone it’s probably a wrong number and even if it isn’t who cares who is so stupid they are calling on Christmas Eve that’s it I am dying here and won’t ever get to know what it in that big package with the tag that says From Santa to Jon let’s not do them one at a time but let’s open them all at the same time life is just too short for this yes yes we’re really finally totally going to get it done oh dang what is this … clothes!!!! … aaaarrrrrggggghhhhh …

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From The New Yorker

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I confess that I have to believe in a lenient Santa Claus because otherwise I’d never have received a single present – ever.

Merry Christmas to all. 

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