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Abject failure. Abysmal flame-out. Pathetic fizzle.

Robin and I set out to hike up to Black Bear Pass, which we did handily eight years ago. This time of year it is a grand walk, with waterfalls and flower-filled meadows and views … my oh my, the views.

We didn’t make it.

The path to the pass is 3.1 miles with a 1991 foot gain in altitude. We made it to within half a mile of the top, at 12,100 feet, and ran completely out of gas. Our bodies were yelling Basta! Enough! so loudly that we felt we might be disturbing the peace of others in this remote area. Somewhere in that eight years we had lost a step, at least it seemed that way that day.

So we trudged back to the car and drove down into Ouray, with the plan of drowning our sorrows and shame in ice cream from Chocolate Mousse. Treats in hand we stepped out to find all of the sidewalk tables occupied. We must have appeared a forlorn pair because a young couple invited us to share their table and we gratefully accepted.

They were from New Jersey and were on a long Western tour by car. The two were charming people and the conversation was delightful. When they took their leave we invited another pair of lost ice cream bearers to share what was now our space.

These folks were a middle aged couple who had only recently relocated from Boston to Boulder. Another interesting sharing of stories and experiences ensued.

So, actually, the afternoon was a resounding success, the only niggling bit being that we didn’t complete the planned hike.

But we totally scored on frozen desserts and making brand new best friends we’ll likely never see again. Not too shabby after all.

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We took no photos on this hike, so here are a handful from our successful one in July 2016.

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In 1968 Harry Nilsson recorded the song Everybody’s Talkin.’. It found its way onto the soundtrack of the 1969 movie Midnight Cowboy, which made it famous and a fairly big hit for Nilsson. Everyone alive that year in the USA heard it on their radios without even trying. Here is Nilsson in 1968, on a European stage.

Much much later some of my favorite people recorded it in 2012, with quite a different arrangement. It looks like everyone in the room was having a very good time. Why not? They were the best playing with the best.

(This band is so good it hurts to listen to them.)

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From The New Yorker

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Perhaps this is not true of you, but most of the people I know have quirks. For my own use I have developed a scoring system to help me sort things out:

• 1-5 obvious quirks = average person
• 5-10 obvious quirks = bit of a duck
• >10 obvious quirks = space cadet

I do not attach any value judgments, pejorative associations, or good/bad dichotomies to this scale. It is simply descriptive, numeric, gender-neutral, non-ageist, and possibly of no practical value at all.

I classify myself as “bit of a duck,” but another person might easily put me into the “space cadet” category by coming up with some behaviors that I don’t think of as odd at all, but which to them are totally bizarre.

There are the matters of popcorn and toast, for instance. I had noticed that when I popped corn at home and sprinkled on some melted butter it resembled what I would get at a movie theater. However if I melted any butter substitute the popped kernels would collapse as soon as I poured that noxious liquid onto them.

Looking into the matter I found these startling numbers:

• Butter is 10-15% water
• Margarines and other substitutes can contain up to 40% water

And then I began to notice that the same thing was happening in the morning when I applied these same spreads to my toast. Flaccidity reigned.

Pondering it all, I thought of ghee. Ghee has no water in it at all. In the process of ghee-making you heat butter until the moisture entirely evaporates.

I tried it on popcorn and the kernels did not wilt. I tried it on toast and the toast now had a crispy crunchiness to it.

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From The New Yorker

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This is one of those stories that make me laugh out loud. Some of the citizens of Barcelona are fed up with being squeezed out of affordable living spaces to accommodate an avalanche of tourists. They would like those wanderers and all of their AirBNBs and the like of the world to please go away.

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A NOTE FROM THE COLLECTIVE

Since most of you know of our existence and have read about our influence in the lives and thinking of our habitats (humans), we’ve decided collectively to address you this morning. We are microbiome zebulon and we operate from the body of the writer of this blog. Most of what you have read here that was worthwhile … we caused it to be written. It’s not that Jon doesn’t occasionally come up with something interesting on his own, it’s that he isn’t … gifted is the word that fits best, I think.

It’s not unusual for him to sit down at the computer to begin a blog entry and twenty minutes later there isn’t anything on the screen. When that happens we step in. It is said that Nature abhors a vacuum, and we abhor an empty page.

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Okay, I’m not in total despair yet, but I’ve slipped down a couple more rungs and as a result I’m closer than I ever was.

Here’s my reading of our present-day good ol’ USA. A too-large swath of the country is completely in denial about the sort of man ex-president Cluck really is and keeps repeating variations of that old boys will be boys or it’s just locker room stuff horsepucky. They are self-deluding nincompoops. They are not some group of gentle souls who have temporarily lost their way, that is their way.

Another substantial swath appears to be in denial about what they saw at that first debate last week. He just had a bad night … could happen to anyone … look how well he did the next day in North Carolina … he had a bad first fifteen minutes but got better … .

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From The New Yorker

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It is 0230 hours in the precise way that the military keeps track of time, and a fine thunderstorm is underway outside. Lots of organic music which, along with the rattling sound of a heavy rain, makes me so glad that I was born into an age of houses and roofs.

Here, huddled in my perfectly dry robe on a chilly morning while I am draped with a light blanket I can appreciate the natural wonders out there so much better than if I were drenched and shivering.

Of course I know very little about cave life and I am sure that it must have had its charms. The closest I can come is standing in my garage with the overhead door open and watching the weather. Those moments can be quite pleasant, especially as I know that I can go indoors at any moment I choose.

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From The New Yorker

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The Tedeschi-Trucks Band usually plays indoor arenas as a big bunch of excellent musicians, blowing everything away. This morning I ran across this music video showing their quieter side. For those to who this stuff is unfamiliar, it is what music sounds like when played by real musicians with no audio manipulation.

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Robin and I wandered down to Riverfront Park on the evening of the 4th. It was jammed with kids and families and people grilling and clouds of smoke from a score of charcoal fires and meat being scorched.

There was to be a free concert at the amphitheater but it was yet another s**tkicker band and we decided to skip it. I have a very small tolerance for most modern country music, but a heartfelt appreciation of more traditional forms. I’m kind of a snob about it, actually.

There was a plethora of people wearing red, white, and blue garments. One fellow dressed as Uncle Sam himself. Husbands and wives in identical patriotically-themed shirts (considered “cute” in the 1950s). Many, many American flag-themed tee shirts stretched over bellies carefully built up beer by beer.

We got ourselves a couple of cups of flavored ice and ambled through the crowd. A perfect summer evening, untroubled by wind, rain, or mosquitoes. Languorous, even.

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Aaahhhh how I loved this guy when he was young and hungry. Telling his New Jersey stories about boardwalks and snaps on jeans and fortune-telling:

… the cops finally busted Madame Marie for telling fortunes better than they do …

I still like to listen to Bruce’s newer stuff, but it’s being made by an old multimillionaire, and such folks understandably have trouble remembering how it was. The sweat and grease and that unfocussed longing are missing from his work these days. Anyway, here’s an early Springsteen tune, dug up fresh for this fourth of July. If you crank it up you can smell the ocean.

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Those of us living in Paradise are experiencing something very unusual for this semi-arid location. More than enough rain. For the past week the gods of lightning, thunder, and precipitation have drenched us in water and in sound. In the upcoming week’s forecast it looks like there is more of the same coming our way.

Last night there were two instances where the flash of the lightning and the awesome, chasing-the-cats-under-the-bed crack of the thunder were nearly simultaneous. Enough so that I got up from my chair to see if anything in the neighborhood was smoking. I relaxed when I was reasssured that neither my friend’s homes nor myself were on fire.

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From The New Yorker

I was a brand new pediatric resident when I participated in the care of the only lightning victim I ever had as a patient.

He was a twelve year-old boy who had been caddying at a suburban golf course. When a shower caught the golfers out they sought shelter under a large tree, which failed to protect the boy.

Unfortunately nothing was done in the way of effective resuscitation by the golfers or the ambulance crew, and we didn’t receive him at the hospital until more than twenty minutes after the strike. That was far too much time to be able to bring him back, but when children are involved I have seen so many times when caregivers go off label and try what they know in their hearts will be absolutely futile for far longer than they would on an adult.

It was the only resuscitation I ever was a part of where open-chest heart massage was tried. When the code was called and we backed away from the table no one spoke, and most left the room wearing grim expressions. A couple of nurses started silently picking up the debris of the code – the gauze squares, needle covers, IV tubing sets, et al.

At that point I noticed for the first time the small burn mark on the boy’s scalp and on the bottom of one foot. Portals of entry and departure for the enormous electrical force that had stilled his heart.

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From The New Yorker

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My trusty MacBook Pro has died. It was nearly seven years old, which is ancient in the land of computers, but that stalwart device still did everything I wanted it to do. It now has a motherboard problem, and just like that wise old adage says; “When Mama ain’t happy ain’t nobody happy.”

This Mac always had its quirks, and on more than one occasion I had to restrain myself from chucking it into the trash can as its internal demons ruined a piece of work.

It also had the infamous evil Apple keyboard that had to be replaced in toto a few years back, and afterward forced me to become a bastardized sort of tech serviceperson whenever one of the keys key would become stuck and require cleaning. And there were moments when the cursor seemed not under my control but of some unseen force that was not my friend.

But until last Saturday it always came through for me, and I will miss the mini-combats and hair-tearings. In the Norwegian-American Book Of How Life Should Go, on page 78 or thereabouts, it clearly states that: “if life is too easy it tends to make one soft and gradually more useless. Aggravations are what built the Norwegian character that we would all be proud of if being proud wasn’t a sin.”

Therefore it is with mixed emotions that I will retire this machine, with honors. There were devils inside that brushed aluminum case, but they were my devils and if I was not fond of them, I was at least accustomed.

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I’ve been a Stephen King fan since he and I were pups. We have matured together, as he keeps getting better at his craft of writing and I get better at my role, which is that of the “Dear Reader.” The first book of his that I read was a short story collection entitled “Night Shift.” Lots of gore and gut-wrenching there. Just recently he published another such collection, “You Like It Darker,” and there are real differences between the two.

These are the best of his short stories yet. There is subtlety, for one thing, a quality not always present when he was a younger man. There is the maturity of recognizing that we don’t live in a black and white world, nor one that is simply shades of gray. We live in one that is filled with colors with fuzzy borders melding with one another rather than bumping up hard and sharp. The characters here have more depth as a result, are more interesting.

King took the title from the Leonard Cohen song, You Want It Darker, and apologizes in an epilog to Cohen for changing it slightly. Liked it.

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Some weighty events took center stage for my family in 1993, and I didn’t pay much attention to the music of the time. But even when our own small lives were in turmoil the rest of the world kept churning out the tunes, and as always, the better stuff hangs around until we have the time to appreciate it. There are a handful of my choices sprinkled in today’s post.

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All Apologies was released in September of 1993, as the last song on Nirvana’s third album. In April of 1994 Kurt Cobain killed himself. His suicide caught the world by surprise, even though his soul was certainly not an untroubled one. With a man of his talents we were left wondering what he might have done had he made a different choice.

During his final years, Cobain struggled with a heroin addiction and chronic depression. He also struggled with the personal and professional pressures of fame, and was often in the spotlight for his tumultuous marriage to fellow musician Courtney Love. In March 1994, he overdosed on a combination of champagne and Rohypnol, subsequently undergoing an intervention and detox program. On April 8, 1994, he was found dead in the greenhouse of his Seattle home at the age of 27, with police concluding that he had died around three days earlier from a self-inflicted shotgun wound to the head.

Wikipedia: Kurt Cobain

Guns are so easy to get hold of. So easy to employ. So irretrievably final in their results.

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Our longest day of the year came and went once again without fanfare. This early in summer we don’t really notice that the tide just turned, and is sweeping things back out to sea. Slowly, almost imperceptibly at first, then more and more rapidly as the weeks pass.

I know, I know, why bring this up when we are just beginning the most easily enjoyable part of the year? It’s a bit like giving a “Memento Mori” sweatshirt to someone for their birthday. But the days begin to shorten at least two months before the temperatures begin to cool and then BANG! it is September and everybody wonders where the summer has gone? Well, if we had kept our eyes open, it began to go away on June 21.

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As I write this, I am angry. Not a good time to take computer in hand, perhaps, but there you are. Quite a few of the scenes in my life have been composed of a mixture of accidents and poor timing.

Robin and I started to watch the “debates” Thursday night but turned it off after perhaps twenty awful minutes. We expected Cluck’s toxic meanderings and were not disappointed. But Biden … what to say … if there needed to be a film made about how a the seasons of a man’s life come and go it could have been taken directly from the political tragedy we were witness to last evening .

So why be angry? Because it need not have happened. If Joe Biden and his advisers had looked clear-eyed at what our country needed instead of confusing it with what they wanted, we wouldn’t be staring down a gunbarrel at the possibility of a second Cluck term.

Mr. Biden might have bowed out a few months ago and helped pick his successor. It would have been a dignified and graceful end to a long career in public service of which he can be proud.

A second term for a liar, conjurer, fraud, felon, bigot, and rapist? Unbelievable that it is even a possibility.

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Proverb: “It’s an ill wind that blows nobody any good.”

At the beginning of the pandemic all those years ago, when the end of the world was thought to be upon us, the restaurateurs in our area went through one crisis after another. First we weren’t supposed to gather in public spaces at all, which included their establishments. Then when later on this prohibition was relaxed, they couldn’t get their former employees to come back to work.

Many gave up on the whole thing and shuttered their doors. Some radically altered their manner of doing business, as when buffets disappeared altogether, never to return. There were a few that saw an opportunity to gouge their customers and blame the price rises on COVID. One restaurant in Silverton suddenly raised their prices from a previous average of $12.00 to a loftier $17.00 per sandwich.

Gouging was not limited to restaurants, however. Everything cost more and then more again at our supermarkets, adding to the economic strain on families.

So I see the ill wind … where’s the good part, you ask? In our case it has been a push toward doing what we might have done already, and that is to change our eating habits. Less meat, fewer processed foods, more often chowing down on rice and beans than steak and potatoes.

We’re not vegetarians yet, but I think we’d fit into the “flexitarian” pigeonhole. Which is a category of gourmands comparable to agnosticism.

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From The New Yorker

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The debates are coming! The debates are coming! What debates, you ask? Surely you jest, I respond. When President Biden and ex-President Cluck face off on the evening of the 27th. In case by some magic you haven’t been forced to follow their respective back-stories, I have prepared a chart outlining a few of their differences.

	BIDEN	CLUCK
Political party	Democratic	Himself
Political philosophy	Democracy	neo-fascist
Moral fiber	highly developed	none found
Can be trusted to keep an oath	yes	oaths, shmoaths
Relationship with Russian dictators	adversarial	subservient
Attitude toward fallen soldiers	respectful	contemptuous
Honesty	95%	10%
Age	too old	too old
Would you have let him date your daughter?	no problem	where’s my shotgun?

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The over-warm days mount up. I finally gave up on waiting for something moderate, having been made (by myself) a prisoner of the weather. So out onto the streets and paths with my trusty electric steed went I. Carrying enough water on my back for a small company of the French Foreign Legion, I covered about 23 miles before putting the bike away for a recharge. Ambient temperature 94 degrees.

When you can sweat and evaporate you can tolerate quite a lot of heat, unless your water runs out.

There is a new restaurant along the bike path, a brewpub called Shelter. It has the best restaurant location in town, right along the bicycle path and Uncompahgre River. Toward the end of my ride I stopped in for a light supper and found that the menu included a “BLT salad.” Curious as to what this might be, I ordered it.

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Verdict = tasty, but way too much lettuce. In fact, I had to take a trip to the ER to be treated for Romaine overdose. This is not a pleasant activity, involving tubes and solutions and what can best be described as a medically enthusiastic Roto-Rootering.

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It’s a little known fact that Norwegian-Americans (I am one of those) have a motto, which is often displayed on their battle flags and escutcheons. It is Multum de arte nescio, sed quid mihi placet scio. The reason that no one knows about it is simple. When was the last time you paid attention to a Norwegian escutcheon? Or battle flag?

The motto’s translation is: I don’t know much about art, but I know what I like.

Since I come from that venerable tradition, I will state without hesitation that I really like the work of Edward Hopper. Everyone is familiar with “Nighthawks,” which might be his most famous painting. But if you google Edward Hopper, you will find a treasure trove of other stuff that echoes that same lonely and alienated feeling that I feel when I look at it. Of course, remember that I freely admit to not knowing much about art at all.

Here’s a small gallery taken from the internet’s large store of his works.

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Here in Paradise we are not suffering from the heat as much as many others in the US. Oh, we hit the 90s occasionally but when the humidity is 10% or less the hurt is lessened.

It also helps that nearly all of our nights are cool, so we can wake up much fresher than I did as a kid in Minnesota. My childhood homes were not air-conditioned and I clearly recall rotating my body during the night trying in vain to find a cool part of the bedsheet. Pillows were too hot to use at all. I tried to learn to hover without much success.

Another burden we have been spared this far is wildfire. Five hundred miles south of us near Ruidoso, New Mexico, the South Fork Fire has burned 20,000 acres and 1500 structures have been destroyed. So while I will often whine* about the local climate on occasion, I truly cannot complain.

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*I claim the fundamental rights of every American:

• Freedom of speech
• Freedom of peaceful assembly
• The right to own as many guns as your typical Colonial regiment might have on hand
• Unlimited kvetching

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Normally the Uncompahgre River is clear water and Class I-II rapids as it passes through the park. This weekend it is higher than at any time since we’ve moved here, with much faster water that is the color of milky coffee. A combination of snowmelt and the solid rain of yesterday have boosted its power.

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From The New Yorker

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I’m thinking this grabs most people’s attention, if only briefly. Certainly got mine.

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Montrose is riddled with roses this time of the year. Before I moved to Paradise, I hadn’t thought of them as plants so well-suited to a dry country. We have an orange bush rose out front that has never been watered by us … ever. In fact, when we moved here it was so scraggly looking that we ignored it assuming that it would perish. Months later when it was still scraggly but showed no signs of going away, I began to trim it and have done so each year since then.

These are not delicate tea roses filling the air with their perfumes, but shrub roses, tree roses, and climbing roses that give up the faintest of scents only if one plunges their nose deep into the blossom.

Risky business … though … that plunge.

Thorns, you know.

Bees, too.

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From The New Yorker

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Governor Landry of Louisiana just signed into law a statute requiring that the Ten Commandments be posted in every public classroom in that state. This is one more example of the perniciousness of “Christian Nationalists.” These are a group of largely white supremacists who hang a gold cross around their neck and try to pass themselves off as Christians. They have little or nothing in common with those who truly practice that faith. Theirs is a political show.

The measure in Louisiana requires that the commandments be displayed in each classroom of every public elementary, middle and high school, as well as public college classrooms. The posters must be no smaller than 11 by 14 inches and the commandments must be “the central focus of the poster” and “in a large, easily readable font.”

NYTimes, June 20

“I can’t wait to be sued,” Mr. Landry said on Saturday at a Republican fund-raiser in Nashville, according to The Tennessean. And on Wednesday, as he signed the measure, he argued that the Ten Commandments contained valuable lessons for students.

“If you want to respect the rule of law,” he said, “you’ve got to start from the original law giver, which was Moses.”

NYTimes, June20

There is more than a little irony in Mr. Landry telling us to respect the law even as he is ignoring the Constitution. The folks who sat down and invented America came from a Europe where religious violence and bigotry had been on prominent display for centuries. They were resolved not to repeat those errors.

“Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion.”

First Amendment to the United States Constitution

People like Landry who profess to want religion to take a more prominent role in political life always want it to be their particular religion, of course. Throughout human history it has only been a short step from establishing a state religion to the moment when persecution of other belief systems begins.

So I respectfully suggest to Governor Landry that he should make his posters even bigger and then put them where the sun don’t shine, while in the meantime I will make a contribution to the ACLU.

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Memento Mori

Ahhhh, Donald Sutherland. It never occurred to me that you might pass away before I did. I blithely assumed that there would be yet another movie in another season where your particular ability to dominate any scene you were in would be there for me to enjoy.

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When I am out on our backyard deck, writing or listening to music, I have taken to bringing binoculars along with me. The topography out there is a long bike/walk pathway between two widely spaced rows of houses. The path is lined with a variety of trees, grasses, and shrubs, providing cover and in some instances food, for birds.

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Back a few years I read some of the poet Gary Snyder’s prose that left a mark. He was talking about how important having roots or a sense of place was to the development of our spirits, and how often modern life disallowed that.

We take it for granted that we will move every few years because of the demands of our jobs, that our children will live hundreds if not thousands of miles away. The chance to put down those roots can be diminished or lost altogether.

When I read Snyder’s work I realized that this was largely how my own life had unfolded. I then resolved to dig in more and to set my heels deeper wherever I happened to be.

Now I’ve reached a place where I want to know where the creeks are, where the canyons lead, what creatures I am sharing this space with. I will try to learn the names of the flowers, one at a time.

When I retired, people would immediately ask if I was going to “travel” and where I planned to go. As if that were a given.

To me it was always my choice to deepen my knowledge of where I already was than travel briefly to distant places and come away with a more superficial understanding of them.

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From all the mentions of camping, hiking, etc. throughout the years on this blog, you might think that I came from “camping people.” Nothing could be further from the truth. None of my “people” were campers, except for those who served in WWII, and most of them came back having had their fill of sleeping in tents.

The next one was ordered from a well-known outfitter named Herter’s, out of Waseca MN. It was a pup tent style, and according to the blurb in the catalog it was six feet long. That seemed okay, since I have never been taller than 5 2/3 feet tall. After setting it up for the first time in a Minnesota state park, I climbed inside and found that it was really a 5 1/2 foot-long thing, which meant that I would forever sleep slightly bunched up.

I put up with that for one year and then ordered one with more generous proportions. When I returned to that same park, I thoughtlessly brought the food into the tent with us, not enclosed in a hard container. During the night I heard some rustling and growling noises. Turning a flashlight beam on the origin of the sounds I was startled to see a furry arm reach through a newly-chewed hole in the tent wall and grab a slice of bread. When the arm retracted the bread vanished from view.

I stood up, flashlight in hand, and stepped out of the tent to shoo the creature away and found myself standing barefoot in my briefs in the middle of a herd of what seemed to be giant raccoons, who were busy rummaging through the campsite and eating my bread.

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Robin and I watched the Hunter Biden saga with sorrowful interest. I think the best piece I’ve yet read came from Patti Davis, and was published in the NYTimes on Wednesday June 12. Ms. Davis is an actor, author, daughter of a president, and an addict in recovery. She has a unique perspective and a talent for writing as well.

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* Apologies to Anne Lamott for pilfering the title of her fine book

Robin and I took our kayaks to the Grand Mesa for a paddle one morning this week. We were running from the promised 97 degrees down in the valley and toward the 77 degrees predicted for the Mesa. It turned out to be an excellent idea. The lake we chose was Island Lake, which is a short drive from the visitor center. It is long and ovoid and beautiful. Also deep and cold. Plus there is a small island at one end.

I trolled a Panther Martin spinner behind my boat and caught:

• One 15 inch brown trout.
• One strand of lakeweed which did a wonderful imitation of a fish.
• One strand of lakeweed which gave up without a whimper.
• The bottom of the lake which fought me to a standstill, finally spitting my lure back at me in contempt.

At this point a wind came up which was stiff enough to produce whitecaps. Now my reading of the Sit-on-top Kayak Owner’s Manual is that such a situation is not the perfect environment for this type of boat. They are much happier with calmer water surfaces so we called it a day. We’d been paddling for a couple of hours so were ready to do that anyway.

On the way home we saw a good-sized weasel which dashed across the road in front of us, and a red-tailed hawk which flew across that stretch of road just six feet off the ground and a couple of yards in front of the car. It was a rare and closeup look at this dramatic bird, in flight.

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While it is true that at one time in my life I was the Prince of Pediatricians, the road to this esteemed position was not a straight line, by any means. There were fits and starts and other career choices that had to be tried and then scrapped. For instance, there was a period when I was in training to become the Voldemort of Veterinarians.

I graduated high school at the tender age of 16 due to loopholes in our educational system, without a clear idea in my head as to what I wanted to do with the rest of my life. At one point I decided that since I liked animals very much, and loved the life that I thought a farmer lived, it was almost a given that I should study veterinary medicine. So off the the “farm campus” of the University of Minnesota I went, enrolled in the pre-vet curriculum.

As far as I could determine, all of the other members of my freshman class were the offspring of farmers and had spent their entire lives in that milieu. That difference began to show immediately in my grade slips. After a lifetime of getting A’s and B’s, other letters of the alphabet began to appear. The very first one went something like this:

• A in English
• A in Math
• F in Poultry husbandry

I had never had a D in my life, much less an F, and after one more quarter with similar results I switched majors and left the farm campus behind forever.

That “F” still smarts even after nearly seventy years, but I positively deserved it. It happened this way. Along the course of the quarter we students were given copies of a booklet from the US Department of Agriculture entitled Ventilation of Chicken Houses (or something to that effect). It was an exceedingly boring and detailed description of the need for proper ventilation and the mechanics of making sure that when large numbers of chickens were being kept enclosed that they had fresh air to breathe. There were calculations of cubic feet and air flows and the like and after scanning several pages I chose to store the pamphlet in the trash can where it was ultimately tossed out.

At final examination time, one of the questions made me regret my storage decision. We were given the dimensions of a large building destined to become a chicken dwelling and asked to describe how we would ventilate it. Our answer would represent 40% of the grade on our test. Since I had not a single ventilatory idea in my head beyond leaving the windows open, that is what I put down. The professor probably didn’t pause for a moment when he failed me. And there was no possibility of appeal since not only had my work been … shall we say … lacking a certain luster, but the professor had the bad taste to die of a heart attack the day before we took the test.

Pre-med and medical school proved more suited to what nature and experience had given me to work with. Turns out that I did well whenever there was not a single question about exhaust fans or hens.

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From The New Yorker

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On a morning that was otherwise unremarkable it occurred to me that we hear very little about swooning anymore. Personally, I have never known someone who swooned, nor have I ever done so myself. And yet the practice was evidently once common enough that there was a piece of furniture designed for and devoted to it, the fainting couch.

It does strike me that the possibility of swooning re-emerging into modern life is unlikely, due to the fact that women are understandably suspicious of any word or phrases suggesting yet another quaint weakness of the “fairer sex.” Apparently they’ve had quite enough of that sort of thing.

No, I thought, if we were ever to regain our national swoon it would have to be men who led the way. Ladies, before you make up your minds forever on the subject, think about your lover reclining langourously on the couch in the photo.

Could you imagine a time when it might be swell if your swain swooned?

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Late Friday afternoon we had a strong thunderstorm for the first time in months. Delightful. I was standing at the front door watching the rain falling as if it were a major sports event. Then slowly and gracefully a deer began walking across the yard of the neighbor directly across the street from us. Lovely. She was grazing in a dignified manner, taking her sweet time and possible enjoying the rain as much as Robin and I did.

Then out of that blue-black sky came small hail. Size of a pea. And that deer did exactly what I would have done if I were standing naked in the street in a hailstorm – she shifted into high gear and ran like blazes to get something between her and those painful little pebbles. From 1 mph to 30 mph in three steps.

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Robin and I set out to hike up the Black Bear Pass on Saturday morning. The day was beautiful, and we found that most of the snow that had turned me around a couple of weeks ago was now gone. However, at about 2 1/2 miles up the trail, we found another snow collection which was blocking the path in a way that suggested that trying to cross it would be clumsy at best and unpleasant to a high degree at worst.

At this point, we turned around and went back down. There was no sense of failure because hadn’t gained the pass. We had enjoyed the walk and had met several very nice people with whom we chatted briefly along the way.

Wildlife seen: one elk, two marmots.

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Today I was listening through my headphones as I trundled around the track at the gym. (In the summertime I prefer exercising outdoors but the ambient temperatures today were in the 90s which is where I absolutely positively wilt.) Anyway, up comes this Springsteen song in a version I hadn’t heard before. The introductory patter could almost be the story of my mom and dad … but let’s let Bruce tell it.

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*I do this annoying schtick of inserting a bit of French from time to time for two reasons. One is to wake up the reader who may be dozing off. The other is to boast that I had a minor in French at university in 1957.

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Becoming a father was easy, the whole “birds and bees” setup that Nature has built into the system took care of that. It was in those long years afterward where there were opportunities for happy glory and for mud-spattered failures. I’m not certain what the glory:mud ratio was for me but I’m pretty sure it could have been improved upon.

When it became my turn to be a parent, I had quite reasonably resolved not to make the same mistakes that I thought my own parents had made. Unfortunately I came up with an entire set of new ones of my own. It was my creative side at work.

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On the CNN website was an article about a film from 1983. Title: The Day After. Subject: aftermath of nuclear war.

Perhaps it was the recent rattling of the nuclear sabers by Mr. Putin that prompted the film’s review at this time, I don’t know.

But it intrigued Robin and I so we searched and found the movie on YouTube. It is very well done and one of the grimmest movies you’ll ever click “Play” on. It is not about the powerful players who sent the missiles back and forth but about ordinary terrified Kansas folk trying to hold together shattered lives that no longer could be held together.

The Day After was filmed 39 years after Hiroshima. It is now 41 years since the movie was released. Foolishly I had believed that the M.A.D.* years had been put safely to bed but it turns out they were only reading under the covers with a flashlight.

* Mutually Assured Destruction

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Usually I take Father’s Day as the inspiration for a major rant, but I’m going to tone it down this year. This particular “day” is no worse or better than all the other artificial ceremonial days or weeks or months. Most of them have been co-opted by commercial interests of various sorts. My modest list of examples might include:

• Christmas: celebrating the birthday of God by playing Jingle Bell Rock ad nauseam while shopping in full panic mode
• Black Music History Month: okay, this month we will play some blues, jazz, rock, gospel, and soul music. Wait … we do that all year … every year … why not just lay back and be cool about it? How much non-classical music is not black, I wonder?
• Memorial Day: turned it into a three-day weekend so the barbecue grills get a real good workout
• Father’s and Mother’s Days: how much better to acknowledge their contributions, if you want to, in some non-obligatory manner at some non-obligatory time. A simple Love Ya, Mom next Saturday might do the trick
• Halloween: hmmmm … I think we probably do this one just right

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From the fine movie “Smoke Signals.”

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The numbers of electric bikes continue to increase here in Paradise. Most of them are being piloted by people with gray hair. My guess this is because their combination of fun and utility is attractive to seasoned humans.

They can now ride farther, faster, and the hills are largely flattened out. The other day I saw a young mom on an e-cargo bike with two smiling kids buckled in behind her. Sensible and fun all at once. Most of our days being rainless also means more riding hours are available.

Electric bikes are not without problems. Some of the cheaper models come with batteries that can explode and set buildings on fire. One of our neighbors bought a beautiful electric mountain bike, and for a while everything was great. She used it around town and could take it into the hills if she wanted to. Then some wrist and forearm issues developed and pretty soon she wasn’t riding at all. Those longer hours in the saddle gave her overuse injuries.

The number of new brands is bewildering. The old line manufacturers (Trek, Specialized, Giant, Cannondale, etc.) offer electric models, but here in Montrose they are outnumbered by machines made by companies I never heard of before.

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As I write this, sitting in a relatively cool and desert-dry backyard in Colorado, Robin is sweltering in humid California under the developing heat dome. The edges of that unpleasant heavenly structure will be here soon. So I bask while basking is possible.

For my lazing-about soundtrack I am listening to the music of the Greek electronic composer Vangelis. Beautiful stuff and a bit of a balm for a basker. I first became a fan of his in 1981 when the title tune from the movie Chariots of Fire hit number one across the country. And then there was his lovely little piece, L’Enfant, that showed up in the film The Year of Living Dangerously, in 1982. After that the score from the original Blade Runner came along, also in 1982. I was hooked from then on. This in spite of my general avoidance of electronic music up until then.

Wherever my switch for electronica was located, Vangelis’ music snaked in and turned it on.

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From the score of Chariots of Fire, which was nominated for seven Academy Awards and won four.

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From The Year of Living Dangerously, another moving composition – L’Enfant. So moving.

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From the soundtrack for Blade Runner here’s that famous scene of the programmed death of the replicant Roy Batty . Rutger Hauer wrote the speech himself, with Vangelis’ music quietly playing in the background.

Aaahhhh, I’ve seen so many great films … heard so much fine music … but I have never seen attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion … don’t know where I was that weekend, but I missed the whole thing. Blast!

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Drove to Denver on Thursday to pick up Robin at the airport. ‘Twas an easy drive with almost no construction bother. Even the traffic was relatively light.

Our local version of the heat dome is still under 100 degrees, but just barely. Sometimes I long for the simpler weather reports of my childhood, which didn’t have terms like heat dome, polar vortex, katabatic winds, helicity, et al. Instead they were framed simply as:

• Hot or cold
• Tornado warning
• Rain or shine
• Tornado warning
• Windy or calm
• Tornado warning

We didn’t have a glossary of specialized terms tossed at us, all of which I suppose are dailyspeak for meteorologists. Somehow using their arcane terminology makes everything seem more ominous.

Heat dome? I’m staying in, thank you very much.

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A couple of days ago I was driving by a stretch of electrical wires where I have often seen American kestrels perching on those wires. I spotted one just as it plummeted straight down at some prey invisible to me. The dive must have been successful as the little falcon didn’t re-emerge from the tall grass as the scene receded in my car’s mirror.

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This morning my head is crowded with thought-threads running here and there with about the same amount of coherence that you might find if an angry dog parachuted into a cat parade. It all started with playing that very excellent music that Mavis Staples recorded. My recollections of the civil rights era of the sixties and seventies comes through so vividly in her songs.

Now, I confess that I was never, repeat – never, directly involved in any of the million brave and courageous acts, nor did I ever face any of the dangers that those activists dealt with at that time. I was always comfortably safe wherever I was, more like an observer from a Martian newspaper reporting back on the conflict. But I admired those mostly uncelebrated warriors greatly and supported them where I could.

The series Eyes on the Prize is on PBS where it can be watched for free. You like seeing heroes in action? Forget the tiresome Marvel Universe – the scenes in these videos are filled with heroes. Ordinary people doing extraordinary things. It is truly humbling to see what courage actually looks like in action.

Right now we’ve got one major political party trying to bury the history of slavery and its consequences as much as it can, while the other party has gone on to other things as if the struggle were completely over. The story here is not that America is a uniquely barbaric country because of our history, but that just about all of world history is of one group exploiting, enslaving, or in some way dominating another group, often through murder and torture.

Our takeaway lesson must be to look clearly at what has been done in our past and continue to steadily move away from such violent and harsh practices and behaviors. To accept that evils did occur and then reject the thinking that made them possible.

What to put in place of bigotry and violence? Well, compassion and mutual respect would be a couple of places to start. The Earth is not really a very big place, and we are all in this together whether we realize it or not. Whether we like it or not.

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Robin is off to California to spend time with grandchildren Kaia and Leina. Being eleven years younger than I am, she somehow worries that if she isn’t around to tend me that I will do something unacceptable, like keel over.

Being a rationalist I accept that concerns about octogenarians dropping off the planet are not unreasonable, but I respond that while our days might be numbered none of us know what that number is.

So I will send a daily text that says: I am presently alive and typing furiously.

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From The New Yorker

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GUILTY x 34

This thug of a past president is now officially a felon. Unless you live in the Fox News universe you already know that he is guilty of much worse things than this, because YOU SAW HIM DO THEM ON TELEVISION back in January of 2020. Now I believe that being a felon can be forgiven if the person sees the error of their ways, makes amends, and sincerely repents of their wicked ways.

Will Cluck spend one day in jail as a result of these verdicts? I would be surprised. Actually, I don’t think it is even called for. Prisons are not good places for anyone to be, and as good as he would look in an XXL orange jumpsuit, I think some form of probation and community service would be a better alternative. Plus there would be those innocent Secret Service personnel that would have to go wherever he did.

After all, he owes New York state big time for the costs they have accrued in putting him on trial, and I think that while it might take a while, starting to pay them back in these simple and straightforward ways would be a good first step in any attempts at his rehabilitation.

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I am watching Ken Burns’ The Civil War for the second or third time, not sure which it is. It is a masterful thing from start to finish. I am ashamed to say that this crucial conflict was for me little more than a long list of so many dates and names until I watched Mr. Burns’ videos. He put flesh on those dry bones of the histories that I had already consumed.

This afternoon I watched the episode where Abraham Lincoln went to Gettysburg to dedicate a new Union cemetery.

As the narrator read the famous lines tears came to my eyes. I don’t know if Lincoln was the greatest American of us all, but he gets my vote every time. We are having our problems these days with politics that are by comparison an unseemly shambling. Men and women serve in Congress who I would not hire to sit our cats. It all seems such a mess on occasion that I wish I could learn to power-spit in order to express my feelings about it fittingly.

But think of what Lincoln faced. His country had split in two, and then the dying began in earnest. Before it was over 650,000 Americans had perished. Mr. Lincoln spent agonizing years trying to find a general to lead the Union army, and time after time after time their incompetence brought him to the brink of despair. The South was better led at that period, and an overall Confederate victory seemed to be nearly within their grasp.

Lincoln finally found his man. He drank too much, was decidedly un-flashy, and did not sit a horse with the dash of a George Custer or a Joe Hooker. But in battle he bit down hard on the enemy before him and would not be dislodged until he won. The tides of battle turned and after four bitter years the war would finally be over, with the Union preserved.

Is there another Lincoln out there? I don’t know the answer to that, but what I do know is that there are better women and men than most of those we see being interviewed repeatedly on our television news programs. We need to find those capable and honest souls and quit electing one self-serving SOB after another.

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In the category of How On Earth Did They Do This Study, comes this one from the University of Michigan. The investigators estimated that eating a single hot dog took 36 minutes off of one’s life.

Thirty-six minutes. The average package of hot dogs at City Market contains 10 sausages, which translates into 10 x 36 = 360 minutes down the drain.

That means that by eating 4 packages of these homicidal tubes I would lose an entire day.

Now there have been days in my life that I wish that I could have skipped, looking back, but we don’t get to choose, going forward. I do know what I have to do to hang onto those 36 minutes. I will just re-read this article.

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Mavis Staples was a big part of the musical history in the civil rights movement. She can still carry water, as this 2007 album shows. Ry Cooder produced it and does backup guitar. I love it when a cover of a song makes it new for me, and this one does.

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Yesterday Robin and I revisited the supper tables of our families of origin. While unsuccessfully looking for a certain condiment at City Market I noticed this long and tall pair of cans taped together. It was La Choy Chicken Chow Mein.

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From The New Yorker

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I am re-reading Wherever You Go, There You Are, by Jon Kabat-Zinn. I found it to be an excellent guide to mindfulness meditation on my first read (although I’m not sure that I finished it back then). This time around I am even more impressed. The style of his writing is that of a good teacher at his work.

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We live near a golf course, not so close that one can actually see it but close enough that the fluffy seeds from its cottonwood trees soar over the houses and directly into my garage whenever the door is open even for a moment.

I may be allergic to them, for if one seed brushes my face I instantly develop the horticultural equivalent of road rage. I scratch and sneeze and think the very worst thoughts about these lovely trees. It doesn’t help that there were “cottonless” varieties available when they were planted and if a little more money had been spent , well, we wouldn’t be having this conversation, for one thing.

It’s a princess and the pea sort of thing. Only we royals can truly understand.

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The best laid schemes o’ Mice and Men
Gang aft agley.

We’ve all had those days, when there seemed to be a lot more agley going on than there are schemes being well laid. Why, just the other day by noon I already had so much agley on my hands I forgot to scheme altogether.

It all made me wonder, so last night I looked up the origin of this famous quotation, which comes from a poem called To A Mouse.

All of this carried much more weight than I was expecting, while I was in my usual flippant mode. But I continued.

This poem explores the following themes:

• The heartbreaking futility of planning for the future in an uncertain world
• Extreme difficulty of life for poor people and the injustice of a world where they have so little
• Our life-enhancing, human duty to understand the importance of all life, however insignificant it might seem

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Whew.

If you’d like, you can read the entire poem here, although I warn you, it was written by a Scotsman and although it is not in Scottish Gaelic, it might as well have been. Full of that “agley” sort of thing, you know.

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I have developed that most annoying of illnesses. One that makes me feel miserable but is going to disappear on its own in a short handful of days. Because of this I get not nearly as much attention as I would like, and way less sympathy than I feel I deserve.

I have a cold, even worse, a “common” one. I suffer such things poorly.

Since I stopped practicing pediatrics and thus have had much less contact with those most dangerous spreaders of all sorts of disease – children – I rarely get colds, or any other contagious illness, for that matter. While there are kids living in our neighborhood, I discourage friendly relations with them. Should one of them approach too closely * I make a face or say something mildly unpleasant and away they go to tattle on me. Better to be called “mean old man” than dealing with unnecessary episodes of my present affliction is my calculus.

Too harsh, you say? My response is that i have already gone through 1 1/2 boxes of Kleenex with no sign as yet that the disease is waning. My nose runneth, my eyes ache-eth, and my patience weareth exceedingly thin. I am quite the self-pitying mess this morning, completely deaf to pleas for logic, fairness, or compassion. Did I not tell you? I have a cold.

*Too close = less than the radius of viral spread in a sneeze. Research has shown that sneeze particles travel at 100 mph for a radius of 23-27 feet. Yes, real research.

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Bob rode a motorcycle, I rode a motorcycle. He plays straight-ahead rock ‘n’ roll. I like straight -ahead rock ‘n’ roll. He occasionally has objectified women in his songs, while I blush to admit to that same fault … but only very rarely, you understand. After all, I am a card-carrying member of a benighted generation of men.

(How benighted? There was a period of a year in my life when I was a member of the Catholic Church. One of the causes of my falling away was that on Saturday evening I would go to confession, lay out my not very original sins, and receive absolution. Sunday morning I would line up for communion to receive the sacrament and then I would notice the awfully attractive legs of the girl ahead of me in line and before you knew it my mind was no longer in a state of grace and I had to go back to the pew and sit down.)

When I look back, I enjoy his music as much as or more than any other artist I’ve listened to. Bob played humble. He never suffered from the “big star” syndrome. Even when he could fill a stadium, he was still writing songs about the common man and about the life they had.

All of it good stuff. I attended a concert of his forty years ago. The auditorium was filled with fans who were totally into his music. When the band played Like A Rock and that first beautiful guitar break came along, suddenly all of the stage lights went out except for a single perfect spot playing on the lead guitarist. It was a moment.

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We are daily bombarded by bad behaviors from our leaders. So much so that a visiting alien’s takeaway would almost certainly be that humans are incapable of honesty, if their opinion was based on media reports.

Former president Cluck is the premier liar right now, and sets a new low bar each time he opens his mouth. Most of the Republican Party leadership repeats his big lie about a stolen election. But President Biden also keeps the fact-checkers busy as he stretches and embellishes in his statements. I’m not suggesting equivalence here, just that lying is a bad habit of a lot of folks.

From the University of Rochester Medical Center comes this nice summation of why lying in general is not praiseworthy, but that there are exceptions to that rule. You all know this stuff, but it’s worth reviewing from time to time.

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Since we bought those beautiful new sit-on-top kayaks a month ago, we’ve been able to get out on them only twice. Rain, wind, family events, and travel have taken from the time available. But looking ahead I can see spaces that might work for exploring with them.

We encountered a family group of eight people fishing together, further on we passed a gaggle of teen-aged boys who carried fishing rods but seemed more interested in punching and insulting one another. There was a pair of oldsters were out on the lake in small kayaks, trying to add rainbow trout to their dinner choices.

All in all a menu of small-town scenes for us to appreciate that evening.

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Robin and Jill took off to Durango on Sunday afternoon to be extras in a film Aiden is making. The plan is that they will return Monday evening, but that’s only a guess.

Meanwhile the cats and I will continue to put the home place in order, which is necessary after being away for a week. It’s the weeds, doncha know. We’re not gardening this year but these sturdy plants leap out of cracks in the driveway, between perennials in the berm, anywhere they can grab one microgram of soil as their very own.

I sometimes wonder what’s holding the plant geneticists back. It seems so obvious that to win the battle we must join them, with hybrids of half-weed and half-whatever. For instance, get dandelions and crabgrass and bluegrass together in one hybrid and stand back. You’d get a lawn that doesn’t need watering or mowing, is a beautiful blue green color, and it would blossom twice a month.

The possibilities seem endless. Let’s get on it, you sons and daughters of Burpee!

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AS IF WE DIDN’T HAVE ENOUGH TO WORRY ABOUT DEPARTMENT!

Researchers have discovered that our testes contain microplastics at an alarming level. Humans more than other animals.They make the observation that our levels are even higher than that of dogs, and “they eat off the floor.”

One postulate put forward is that this may explain why sperm counts are declining in younger generations. But that’s only a guess at present. But whatever health problems are eventually laid at the door of this finding, it is pretty certain that no red-blooded American male wants to know the he carries around Testicles by Mattel.

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My Lord, don’t I love this song … this particular performance! It sounds particularly good out here on the backyard deck, coming out of that little Bose speaker. I have it on continuous replay, so every nine minutes or so the pleasure is all mine all over again. (When you don’t have a job you have so much time that you can do this).

I will admit that as the years have passed it has gotten a little harder to understand the words when Lucinda Williams sings, but the few that I do catch make it all worth while.

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We have a local public radio station that will occasionally play an hour of tunes by Native American artists. This was one that was interesting and I made it my quest to find a copy, finally locating one for download at Reverbnation.com. Finely honed sarcasm it is.

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To me former president Cluck is like smog. He’s been poisoning the air that I breathe for years now, and I do resent it. But I am a senior citizen, so at least I can remember an America without him in my face every day, and have some sense of perspective. But what if I were twelve years old or less? This unwholesome man would have been put into my awareness by many of my fellow citizens as a worthy leader, on every day of my life. That makes me sad. He teaches no lesson that I would have my grandchildren learn.

If the man has a core at all, it is rotten. We need to rid ourselves of the national disgrace of his presence. November can’t come too soon for me.

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On our recent trip we traveled 3078 miles in 8 days. The Subaru never let us down,
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Listening to a song on the road home we heard the phrase “they didn’t mean a thing,” where the singer refers to some sexual liaisons he’d had “on the side.” Robin and I agreed that we are awfully tired of hearing that phrase in songs and in movies.

Perhaps an affair means nothing to the spouse who utters the words but he or she is wrong in several ways:

• Broken trust means something
• Lies mean something
• Promises count

Perhaps the writers who create the weak dialogue should work a little harder and get away from just peddling cliches.

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The following entry has nothing to do with the previous one. It’s just how my monkey mind swings.

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Back a few years ago I found myself going from blithely sailing on the Sea of Matrimony to poling a leaky pirogue through the Great Dismal Swamp.

At the time I was able to look back and realize that my captaincy had been wanting in enough respects to rival that of the skipper of the Titanic when he told his first mate; “This is so boring I think I’ll take a nap. Wake me when you see the Statue of Liberty.”

So when my crew abandoned ship I could at least partially understand why. But I was sorely wounded and had to blame somebody … so I chose the opposition lawyer. I sent him at least two letters commenting colorfully on his character, profession, and how badly his mother must have raised him. (I believe I might have even asked if that same lady was still plying her trade in that bordello in Calcutta. I can be a terrible person when provoked)

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I thought that John Oliver’s offer to Clarence Thomas was a good one. The following three quotes are from The Guardian article of 2/19/2024.

The late-night talkshow host John Oliver has offered to pay Clarence Thomas $1m annually – as well as give him a $2m tour bus – if the Republican judge resigns from the US supreme court.

“So that’s the offer – $1m a year, Clarence. And a brand new condo on wheels. And all you have to do … is sign the contract and get the fuck off the supreme court,” Oliver remarked. “The clock starts now – 30 days, Clarence. Let’s do this!”

Neither Thomas nor the supreme court immediately commented publicly on Oliver’s offer. Oliver acknowledged he could end up going on “standup tours … for years” to be able to afford paying Thomas’s retirement if the justice accepts the proposal.

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This guy is an entertainer whose stage name is Charlamagne Tha God. Quite a claim, that. He gave an interview recently which was published in Sunday’s NY Times.

I’ve watched him over the past several years as he grew more popular and more powerful, but still had that core of common sense* that first won my respect.

Good interview.

*That phrase … what to say … how uncommon what we once called “common sense” seems to be these days.

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Today we start home, stopping briefly in Sioux Falls to pick up sister Jill, who will be staying with us for several days. Yesterday we spent with Kari and Jon touring the area, stopping in at two state parks (Bear’s Head, Vermillion) to spend time looking at water and trees and rocks and wildlife, charging our batteries from the source … nature itself.

We ate … my, my, didn’t we eat. We went to a restaurant that online promised us sandwiches but in person delivered only Indian food. We sat at tables overlooking beautiful Lake Shagawa while uniformed personnel brought us fried bluegill and mushroom ravioli. We ate tiny cheesecakes the size of chocolates. My plan is to seek out any under-the-table M.D. at home who will get me enough Ozempic to take off at least the cheesecake, fried potatoes and the last two fillets of bluegill that appeared in unseemly lumps on my waistline.

It’s 4:30 am as I am typing this entry, it is raining on the cabin roof, and in an hour we will load our precious possessions, most of which sorely need a laundering, into the Subaru and take off. However long it takes to get back to this special area, I know that what is essential about the Boundary Waters will still be here, waiting as it has for millennia. All I need to do is add me.

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After skipping the news for a week, I watched briefly last evening for a short time. Stepping back a foot or two it is obvious that our world is being run by children with bad upbringing and madmen. It deserves better and so do we all.

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Started out for Ely early this morning and made it to Harris MN, a place I had never heard of. The sign on the highway had read Good Food at the Kaffe Stuge., which was all we needed to leave the interstate behind and drive the mile into town.

Three elder statesmen of Harris, decently clad in bib overalls, were having breakfast at a table, filling the air with ardently declaimed nonsense that had to do with tractors, combines, liquid manure, and the young man in town who routinely broke speed limits whenever behind the wheel.

“One of these days that sumbitch is gonna put that pretty car right through that fence and into a tree.”

“Yah, well, just so he don’t hit anyone else on his way in.”

BTW, Kaffe Stuge is Swedish for Coffee Shop.

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Reached the town of Ely MN about noon and found our way to Stoney Ridge Resort, where we will be staying. This area has so many grand associations with past visits that it has almost the status of a second home.

Today we rendezvous with daughter Kari and husband Jon. On my very first trip to the Boundary Waters Kari and her sister Sarah were with me, nearly a half century ago. In between there have been scores of visits with Robin and friend Rich Kaplan.

Each time there were changes. This restaurant had closed but another opened. The cinema was running movies or closed and waiting for a better moment to reopen. The friend who worked at a local outfitter had retired and a man who was to become a new friend had taken his place.

Today I may make my way down to the entry point at Lake One, where most of my trips to the interior began. I started to get into a mindset of “Well, maybe this will be my last trip here, blah, blah, blah.” But I caught myself and realized that – when had that not been true? Life is such an uncertain enterprise that each outing could have been the last … but it wasn’t. The only thing that makes sense is to enjoy today, anything else is really a waste of time.

There are two truths operative here:

• I am not immortal
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Today we’re connecting with daughter Maja and granddaughter Elsa in the Twin Cities. It’s only about 90 minutes from Mankato to Minneapolis. A breeze. We had good long conversations with Maja this morning and again in the pm. In between we met with Elsa for lunch.

Our trusty GPS found the BnB that granddaughter Cheyenne and husband Remy are operating, and we had supper with Remy at a very good vegan restaurant. The BnB is really nice and roomy, with a big kitchen. We settled in early with an eye to an early start in the morning.

The restaurant was part of an arts community, and pretty colorful.

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This being Mothers Day, we’re not going to even try to take Sarah and DJ out for dinner. Sarah says every restaurant is totally jammed on such days.

Instead we’re going to pick up the makings for a picnic and go somewhere in the great outdoors. Sarah is in charge of site selection.

We will be eating in a natural setting. It is important here to make the distinction between natural and au naturel. The latter is not allowed in this county. Or this state.

Or, in my own case, everywhere.

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For dinner we four drove a few miles to Seven Mile Creek Park. A beautiful wooded strip of land along a rocky-bottomed trout stream.

The day hit 85 degrees, but we were in a cooler forest setting most of the time. Great day!

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Last night’s motel stay was quite pleasant. Super 8s vary from You know, this is okay” to “Is this a motel or an archeologic dig?” The desk clerk was an Indian man and once again I found myself curious as to how this particular group of people became such a feature of the hospitality landscape here in the Midwest.

It could be as simple as how it was with my great-grandparents, who emigrated from Norway in the late 1880s. They came looking for a place with decent land for farming and a climate not too different from the home country. Once they had set down a single root they wrote home saying “Come,” and that was it. That part of Wisconsin became loaded with Norwegians before you could say lease. When Wisconsin filled up they sent their children on to Minnesota which is where my grandparents settled.

Friday we crossed into the central time zone, “losing” that precious hour of travel time. As seems common with older travelers we are more comfortable with driving in the sunshine than by the light of the moon. When we decided last evening to seek lodging it was coming on dark already. The first place we stopped was full, so when the desk clerk at the Super 8 said there was a room available we said “We’ll take it!” without hesitation.

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Today our goal is Mankato MN where a room has been arranged for us by daughter Sarah, who is a wonderful person with a wicked sense of humor. Mankato had a dark role to play in history, when the largest mass hanging in U.S. history took place.

The Dakota War of 1862, also known as the Sioux Uprising, the Dakota Uprising, the Sioux Outbreak of 1862, the Dakota Conflict, or Little Crow’s War, was an armed conflict between the United States and several eastern bands of Dakotacollectively known as the Santee  Sioux It began on August 18, 1862, when the Dakota, who were facing starvation and displacement, attacked white settlements at the Lower Sioux Agency along the Minnesota River valley in southwest Minnesota The war lasted for five weeks and resulted in the deaths of hundreds of settlers and the displacement of thousands more. In the aftermath, the Dakota people were exiled from their homelands, forcibly sent to reservations in the Dakotas and Nebraska, and the State of Minnesota confiscated and sold all their remaining land in the state. The war also ended with the largest mass execution in United States history with the hanging of 38 Dakota men.

Wikipedia: Dakota War of 1862

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Robin and I are taking off for 8 days of travel to Minnesota to catch up with my children. They live in different towns in the state so our week is broken into segments. There’s never as much time as we want to spend with each of them …

Today is Friday and I think I’ll post an observation each day or two.

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Poor Governor Noem. After spending the last several years as one of Cluck’s premier sycophants, she decided to write a book, perhaps to elevate her status among that sorry bunch. But being a hardcore Cluckophile she had no idea how normal people think. If she were smarter she would have shelved the book idea right there.

If that wasn’t enough she was almost immediately caught in a very large and easily provable falsehood. So easy, in fact, that she already has removed it from the book (which isn’t even published as yet).

I remember when I met with North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un. I’m sure he underestimated me, having no clue about my experience staring down little tyrants (I’d been a children’s pastor, after all). Dealing with foreign leaders takes resolve, preparation, and determination.

Kristi Noem: No Going Back

I’m quite sure that Kim Jong Un underestimated her, because he never met her. It didn’t happen.

I get it because he underestimated me as well when we didn’t get together last Halloween at a costume party that neither he nor I attended. Turns out he’s quite the little underestimator, that guy.

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End of the day at a Super 8 between Omaha and Lincoln NE. Not in a town. 825 miles from home. Some people say that traveling across Nebraska is endlessly boring and there is absolutely nothing to see. I disagree. There are lots of lovely things to notice while driving on Interstate 80. The only problem is that you see something interesting 20 miles before you get to it … then it gets slowly closer and closer … then it is abreast of you … then it is in the rearview mirror … then it is 20 miles behind you. And then there’s the next thing to look at. Repeat.

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I’m not a huge Francophile. As a country it is often narcissistic and arrogant and has a long and cruel colonial past (So are we, come to think of it). And as far as I know they are the only nation which ever put out an automobile made entirely out of merde.

To celebrate owning this thing, our first car since we’d been together, said lady and I drove to a pizza joint, where we ate our slices joyfully before returning to the vehicle waiting proudly at the curb outside. Try to imagine our horror when it would not start. I popped the hood and found to my disbelief that the battery had cracked in half, and apparently there is something about being in two separate pieces that raises havoc with a battery’s function. I had never before heard of anything like this happening, but it soon developed that this was an omen.

Over the next twelve months we dealt with the following:

• The doors were so thin that frost formed on the inside in Minnesota’s winter
• One could not drive faster than 45 mph because the car would vibrate so badly one’s composure was destroyed and one’s dental work was in danger of being shaken loose
• The engine got great gas mileage but poor oil mileage. It burned oil in such quantities that we needed to carry two gallons in a can in the backseat just to make it between gas stops
• The heater worked well enough to keep us warm in summer only. After that it was hopeless

When we finally sold it to a young man whose dreams included owning his very own Renault 4CV, we told him all the bad stuff and he still put his money down and drove away. I never heard from him again and always hoped that nothing untoward had occurred .

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There is this thing about French wines and cheeses. Both have been excellent since … forever. Wines eventually proved to be a poor dietary choice for yours truly, but cheeses … mmmm … another matter entirely.

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However, there is one thing French that is amazing, and that is its national anthem, La Marseillaise. A more stirring call to arms I cannot imagine. And unlike our own Star Spangled Banner, a normal person can actually sing it! A close look at the lyrics reveals that they are a bit bloodier than our own anthem, but hey, European life was stressful when it was written in 1792. (Here’s a link to the French and English words to the song).

Can’t let you go without watching a recorded performance. Here’s a dandy.

That was beautiful and makes one want to put on a tricorn hat, wave the tricolor flag, and burn down a Russian village or two. But, in all seriousness, could I really ever fully trust a country that put out the Renault?

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The Italian philosopher Antonio Gramsci said a wonderful thing in 1929, when Benito Mussolini had Italy under his thumb. “My mind is pessimistic, but my will is optimistic,” he wrote to a friend from prison. I think he meant that as long as we are alive, we have hope. I try to take Gramsci’s words to heart still today, even if not always successfully.

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I think that this quotation from an article in the NYTimes at least partially sums up how I get through each day, having been bombarded (as are we all) by more bad news than my woodland brain was ever meant to contain. I really am better equipped to pad barefoot through the forests eating termites or whatever I can find along the way, and seeking shelter in rotted tree trunks than I am to deal with reports of one sleazy politician, one murderous spouse, one narcissistic “leader,” one greedy investor, or one wrenching war after another.

Since I have not been granted the opportunity to live the life I am genetically prepared for, now I must scuttle across the urban landscape trying to avoid being trampled by the elephants in our society.

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The time today could be described in any number of ways. You could say that it was one o’clock on Monday the 9th of May, or you could say it’s lambing time. Both would be accurate. Here’s a bunch of critters we pass on the way to the gym.

Please pardon the noise on the video. The wind bloweth.

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We are experiencing one of those weeks of colder weather accompanied by high winds followed by several days of drizzle. For a fair-weather outdoor boy like myself it is a dismal forecast. Our new toys, the sit-on-top kayaks, were not designed for windy days on the water, so they remain roped firmly onto their trailer.

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Tuesday morning we realized a couple of things. The first was that the only thing we had scheduled for that day was to exercise, and the second was that we could go anywhere do it.

One-half mile up a rocky dirt road from the store was the Bedrock Campground. which consisted of four rough-cut sites and no bathroom facilities. The Dolores River forms one boundary of the camping area, and when I walked over to check out the water I scared up a Gopher Snake about 2 1/2 feet long which immediately left the area.

No matter, we thought. we’d come neither to shower, nor to poo, nor to snake-watch, but to hike. And the trailhead for the Dolores River Trail took off from that campground.

The walk turned out to be a fairly easy one through a desert canyon whose beauty I think is easy to appreciate from the photos. Several species of lizards darted in and out of the brush as we meandered along. One very pleasant surprise was the number of varieties of blooming flowers. Way more than we would have expected for a day in April. One of our personal faves is the claret cup cactus, and we’ve included a pic in the gallery.

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BTW. This Colorado town has nothing to do with the Flintstones. Not now. Not ever. I have no idea where Fred and Wilma lived, but it wasn’t here. Besides, you know they weren’t real people, right? End of story.

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Let me pose you readers some questions to ponder. If you can, set aside the headlines and the personalities of the past several months as you compose your answers.

• Do you think that any person, no matter who, should have absolute immunity for their actions?
• Can you think of any person who could possess such freedom without becoming corrupted?
• When or if it occurred, what forms might that corruption take? (Suggestions: think Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot, Genghis Khan)

Frankly, I don’t see any reason to believe that this Supreme Court is up to deciding such questions. They have failed to come to grips with their own internal sleaze issues, and this notable lapse comes with far less power given them than the absolute immunity they are considering.

The integrity of this court is wafer-thin and their conduct makes one wish that members’ terms could be limited by something other than mortality.

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Robin and I just now finished We Were The Lucky Ones, a series on Hulu that deals with one Jewish family’s experience of the Holocaust. Rotten Tomatoes gave it 96% and it deserves it. Much of the strength of any story is in the skill of the telling, and this is what causes this film to ring so true.

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• Old age is not for sissies
• No good deed goes unpunished
• Old age isn’t a battle; old age is a massacre
• In youth we run into difficulties. In old age difficulties run into us.
• Old age is the only thing that lives up to its reputation

While I don’t fully subscribe to any of these pithy aphorisms, as yet I have not come up with one of my own. I would like one with some snap to it. Memorable, you know.

Oh, and a bit of gravitas wouldn’t hurt.

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North and west of us about an hour, there is something called Dominguez Canyon, which is a designated wilderness study area. Robin and I have walked up that canyon for perhaps 3 miles on several occasions. Our turnaround destination at those times was a large boulder covered with Native pictographs.

Now we are making plans to go there on a backpacking outing within the next month or so, to get a look at what’s beyond that three mile marker. We’re waiting until the nights are a tad less chilly, which can be an issue in desert areas.

We can only go so far while backpacking because we need to carry along CPAP apparatus and battery. With our present equipment the most we can be out two nights, which is no serious limitation. Our days of doing anything approaching epic trips are far, far behind us. (In fact, my personal physician Dr. Maximosa Aeropuerto has suggested that I remove the word “epic” completely from my vocabulary. Her view is that having it there can only get me in trouble.)

What we do is practice our own form of ultralight camping. This means not bringing along much in the way of cooking/eating gear beyond a coffee pot and a tiny stove. It’s no big deal to eat cold food for a couple of days, and there are so many tasty ready-to-eat choices easily obtainable at any grocery store.

It doesn’t show in the photo above, but that beautiful canyon was carved by Big Dominguez Creek, which ordinarily flows all year, but is vulnerable to drying up in times of drought. Camping when it is running greatly lightens the weight on the traveler’s back, since the only water that needs to be carried is what you need to drink between stops. Water filters range quite a bit in cost, but there are excellent models available for less than thirty dollars that meet our needs and are easy to pack.

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During my years in medicine (which will really not be completely over until that last out-breath) one of my greatest interests has been in the diagnostic process. The steps are outlined classically as such:

• Listen to the patient’s complaint
• Round out the patient’s medical history via a patient exploration through questioning
• Perform an appropriate physical examination
• Compose a list of diagnostic possibilities (differential diagnosis is another term for this)
• If needed, acquire more data through laboratory or radiologic testing, ordering what is needed based on what you have learned
• Formulate your diagnosis and proceed with whatever treatment is indicated
• Be prepared to reconsider your diagnosis if the patient’s therapeutic course is not what you expected.

Part of the fascination that I felt along my professional path was realizing how many variations there are in this scheme. For instance, if your patient comes in complaining of a laceration, the history and physical are abbreviated greatly. The challenge then becomes applying what you know about cleaning the wound, checking for collateral damage, protecting against tetanus, and using what suturing skills you have to close everything up.

On the other hand, if the complaint is I Feel Tired All The Time all of the steps in the list above may need to be followed, perhaps including calling in consultants of one sort or another.

When one became a “seasoned” medical practitioner there was a trap easily fallen into, and that was to make diagnostic jumps, skipping the gathering of details. At that point you tried to shoehorn the patient into what you thought they had until your diagnosis was no longer sustainable. This delay could sometimes be to the patient’s detriment.

A man named Shunryu Suzuki wrote a book called Zen Mind, Beginner’s Mind, which was fist published in 1970. The first statement on the first page has become justifiably famous:

In the beginner’s mind there are many possibilities, but in the expert’s there are few.

When I first ran across this very wise statement I got it wrong. I thought, well of course the medical student always comes up with a differential diagnosis that is way too long, while I, the wiser instructor, can come up with a much shorter list and go right to the heart of the problem.

But what Suzuki was really saying was quite different. In the example above the trap for the student might be to get lost in the too-long list. But at least the true diagnosis is probably in there somewhere. The trap for the teacher is to leave too many things off, and thereby waste valuable time before when mistakes are made and they need to get back on track.

Suzuki’s tells us to keep an open mind, always. To see things as they are rather than what we want them to be, without applying labels or preconceived notions.

I tried to apply this aphorism to my professional and personal lives for decades now, with mixed success. Unfortunately I am still far too skilled in preconceived notions and labeling. My keeping the mind open muscles need constant exercising.

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The other day I was mentally comparing my own boyhood to the one available to today’s kids, and it was even more dramatic. For no particular reason I made a short list of items taken for granted today that have arrived during my lifetime.

• Jet planes
• Television
• Computers
• Internet
• Atomic energy
• Atomic bombs
• Antibiotics
• Heart surgery
• Drones
• IV pumps for hospitals
• Antidepressants
• CT scans
• Tom Petty
• MRIs
• Portable electric tools of all kinds
• Microwave ovens
• Tubeless tires
• Slow cookers
• Food processors
• Plastics for home use
• Napalm
• Cell phones
• Transplant surgery
• Ballpoint pens

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The last few years something has gone wrong on each of our first campouts that might have been avoided by a test run at home. So Wednesday night I camped in the backyard, testing backpacking tent, inflatable sleeping pad, sleeping bag, and personal resolve. Robin did not join me, but did not call in the mental health SWAT team, either. So there is that.

The evening temperature was lovely as I slipped into the sleeping bag and tried to find where the pad was located under me. Somehow every time I shifted the thing would move of its own accord to a new place in the tent’s interior. At no time during the night was I fully on top of it. This inconvenience was soon followed by the required number of zipper snags.

But I was still only slightly uncomfortable so I settled back and watched the full moon for a while. It was brilliant, and lit the yard like a searchlight. It was so bright that if you had dropped a handful of peas in the grass you could have searched for them in the light of that moon.

You don’t search for peas in the grass at night? Who raised you, anyway?

Once I had settled, the cats both wandered over and stood outside my tent, peering in at me. They did this for several minutes and I could only guess at what they might be thinking.

Willow: WTF is he doing?
Poco: I have no idea
Willow: You’ve been with him way longer than I have, and he’s not done this before?
Poco: Not once
Willow: Think this is it? The last marble has dropped?
Poco: Your guess is as good as mine
Willow: Wonder if he’s got any food in there?

Later they both ventured inside and walked around sniffing everything, especially Willow, who has a nose like a bloodhound. Once their curiosity was assuaged they left, never to return. I finally fell asleep in that lunar daylight until about three A.M., when I received the nightly call from my plumbing system and had to get out of the tent to find a place to relieve myself. In that brightness I felt that public exposure was not the order of the day, so I went indoors and used the bathroom. At that point I decided that the gear testing session was over, and I would finish out the evening on the futon.

One thing is mildly interesting. Sleeping on the ground at my time of life is not much more uncomfortable than on a bed. There are already a host of creaks and stiffnesses associated with being horizontal anywhere for several hours, and the rougher surface of the ground is only one more layer added on.

Getting up in the morning is another matter. I can roll out of a bed without too much difficulty, but climbing to my feet after several hours on the ground made me wish I had brought along a skidloader with its operator to scoop me up and set me standing.

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Not everyone I have ever met is fond of sleeping out under the stars. A neighbor in Buffalo NY had served in the Army during the Korean War, experiencing the great outdoors in the mud, snow, rain, and exquisitely poor hygiene of the Korean winter. He returned home vowing to never sleep anywhere but under a roof for the rest of his life.

Then there was the RV salesperson in Yankton SD who was showing Robin and I a hard-sided camper. His spiel included this golden paragraph which we still find amusing:

“And one other thing to keep in mind when comparing this unit to one of those pop-up campers with the canvas sides. Someone can stab right through those walls with a knife, and you never have to worry about it with this beauty.”

Oddly enough, I’ve been camping for three-score years without ever encountering a stabbing.

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Robin took a call from a grandchild in California earlier this week. The young woman, a very bright high schooler, had been given the assignment of interviewing some senior person about the Cold War. Looking for the personal side.

The call triggered some memories in another senior, me. The first memory that flashes when the subject of the Cold War comes up, at least for this armchair cowboy, is the Cuban missile crisis of October 16-29, 1962. I was in my first year of being a new medical student and new husband and definitely not looking for additional stressors.

Rumors flew, one of them being that here was going to be a massive military call-up. This was not music to my ears, what with my being 22 years of age and all. Eminently draft-able.

But then, thought I, why worry? If this was to be the big one I (and everybody else in Minneapolis) would be vaporized so fast I wouldn’t even have time to button my new army shirt and zip up my new army pants. So being drafted wouldn’t be such a big deal after all.

And then the crisis vanished, the Cold Warriors retreated, and I didn’t get that uniform until 1969, when the Viet Nam War was burning high and now there I was looking smart in my Air Force blues. But I was not fighting Cubans, or Russians, or even North Vietnamese. I was squabbling occasionally with Americans who were bringing their children to the hospital at Ehrling Bergquist USAF Hospital in Bellevue NE. Squabbling because they sometimes wanted more child care than the USAF was willing or able to provide for them.

While I was (ahem) routinely able to do the work of two normal pediatricians, I barely made it by when asked to cover for three, and the need … well … the need was for six. Another story.

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I find that I am extremely comfortable with saying “I don’t know” these days. There was an earlier time when I was impressed at how much I thought I knew, but that era has long since passed. For me, the change came with Buddhism’s relentless insistence on leaving illusion behind.

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President Biden is out there being Joe Biden. When he gets wound up in a speech, he begins to make stuff up, and the fact checkers of the world get right on with parsing his statements for the evening news. This is not a new behavior for him, but goes back decades.

The habit of embellishing one’s stories, as he does repeatedly, is a common failing and perhaps I shouldn’t be so hard on him. The issue for me is that if I tell a whopper there is never any concern about dire consequences for anyone else and only my reputation suffers.

I wish for more sobriety of speech from the leader of our country. I think a new motto to be placed on the desk in the Oval Office might be: If you can’t say something without resorting to mendacity, for God’s sake shut up!

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I have been encouraged by several factors to eat more vegetables and fruits and less meats. While I haven’t converted entirely to vegetarianism, I’ve come a long way.

One of those factors is the increasingly high price of being a carnivore. Our local market has an armed guard at the meat counter who is ever on the lookout for some shifty shopper trying to slip a tenderloin into their pants to smuggle it out.

Yesterday I saw this same burly gentleman administer a proper whaling to a hungry larcenist. Other shoppers gathered ’round to watch, some cheering the guard on and some soberly thinking of how tasty that tenderloin would be and what was to become of it now that it had been retrieved from an unapproved location.

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It was a 77 degree after noon, and I had done my chores and thinking about rewarding myself. I decided to drive to Lake Chipeta, about 12 minutes from my home. It was a 20 mph breezy day, and there were about twenty other souls arranged around this small body of water, seeing if they could choose what the fish wanted to eat.

A great blue heron sailed to a rock thirty yards from me, giving me a great look at this remarkable bird. But as soon as it settled there, it was attacked by three red-winged blackbirds, who flew kamikaze missions within reach of that huge beak but were obviously discomfiting the much larger bird. The heron finally gave up and flew off to somewhere far from blackbird nesting areas.

I had that happen last year in a very different location, where I stumbled onto a sort of heedless trout “feeding frenzy” where I could do no wrong, and then suddenly couldn’t do anything at all. Like you threw a switch. It’s a pleasant experience, since most of my fishing life I’ve arrived on the scene just after that switch had been thrown.

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There is something called The List Of All The Music That Is Great And Good that I am personally responsible for maintaining, since I am its creator and curator and the only one who gets to look at it. Every once in a while I give people a peek at a small part of it but never the whole thing, because most mere mortals … well …

So when I say that you should listen to some music, you should listen. If you do, I suggest that you will find no group of people who exemplify what happens when you throw egos out the window and become servants of the music than the Tedeschi-Trucks Band. You won’t find a track or a video of theirs that isn’t looking for the soul of what is being played.

Here is a live video of these fine musicians playing Midnight in Harlem. If you watch it … this is church, people, so put away your godforsaken phones and be respectful.

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We’re going through the inordinate number of days that are required when anyone who is very very wealthy goes to trial. This is because a highly-paid lawyer’s skillset consists largely of knowing how to drag a proceeding on until everyone involved is exhausted and doesn’t give a blue fig about what is true or not but simply wants to get it over with and get on with their lives.

If the judicial proceedings of the French Revolution had been conducted in a similar fashion the first potential victims for Monsieur Guillotine’s instrument would still be waiting in gaol.

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Pediatricians, as I’m sure you are all aware, are generally mild-mannered and extremely virtuous people.* As the lowest paid medical specialty, they can only sparingly afford to travel and this limits their ability to get into nearly as much mischief around the globe. So when a pediatric leader makes the news it is an unusual event.

David Brooks got off yet another good op-Ed piece in Friday’s NYTimes as he looked admiringly at the work of a British pediatrician who has added an ingredient to the steaming stew that is the debate about how best to help kids who question their sexual assignment. The missing ingredient is sanity. The title of the piece is The Courage To Follow The Evidence In Transgender Care.

Let me say a couple of things about this noisy national and international debate:

• In general, humans are not to be trusted when it comes to areas of sexuality. Our track record is atrocious and shows few signs of improving
• If the general run of humans is suspect on this subject, when politicians and lawyers get into the act the milieu becomes even more strained and difficult. Some things do not lend themselves to legislation, which is a clumsy process at best (see Tucker’s quotation below)
• Being a physician does not guarantee that your opinion on all things is automatically to be taken as correct. One needs a good memory to become a doctor, but an M.D. degree is no guarantee against stupidity, which is a characteristic that is very democratically distributed in the general population
• Making good medical decisions in cloudy areas involving sexuality needs clear heads, open minds, and the willingness to move deliberately rather than precipitously. This approach guarantees that you will come under fire from those who want the answer NOW even if one has to make make that decision based on insufficient data.

*Full disclosure. I am a retired pediatrician, and as such my opinions are above reproach and invariably sensible

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No man’s life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session.

Gideon J. Tucker

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It is 1976 miles from Paradise to New York City. I looked it up after reading rave reviews of two musicals* opening on Broadway, and wondering if driving there on a long weekend were possible. Eventually I decided that even in a car as reliable as a Subaru Outback the logistics were against me.

Of course, even if the trip were feasible, there would be the searingly high ticket prices to contend with. In the old days, such a purchase could have been funded by selling one of the children into bondage, but now said offspring are all middle-aged and I have no idea what their market value might be. (There would be the additional factor of their resistance to such a maneuver.)

So instead of packing a bag I simply wailed and gnashed my teeth for a bit before settling down once again to ruefully accept that to live in such a spectacular spot meant giving up a few things. Regular attendance at Broadway shows were one of them.

*The musicals are Gun and Powder and Stereophonic.

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Brothers and sisters, we conclude our services this morning with a rendition of Neil Young’s soulful song Helpless. When the members of the Music Committee are finished, please file quietly out the side doors and don’t forget to leave something in the collection boxes as you pass. Pick up those pledge cards, too, if you will. Spirituality is a wonderful thing, but someone has to pay to keep the lights on.

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The cicadas are coming, but not for me. The emergence we’ve been reading about for the past year is upon those who live in the areas with dots. I am being smug because none of my family members are in those areas. We will not be among those who can’t sleep because of the noise or cannot walk anywhere without stepping on bug bodies.

My sympathies go out to those who do live in affected states, but not to the point where I am willing to contribute to rescue efforts for the inhabitants. It doesn’t require much imagination to see that the states affected are also red politically, and I think that they deserve a mild calamity as a wake-up.

Mend your wicked ways is my advice to them, and maybe the insect landscape will be different the next time around.

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On Sunday, about noon, our internet went out. Only ours. Nothing was getting through. The person answering the tech line at our ISP was nonchalant and informed me that help would be coming “the next working day.” When I asked if that meant tomorrow (Monday) she was noncommittal, only repeating “the next working day.”

So Robin and I settled back, confident that we had the survival skills necessary to deal with perhaps 24-36 hours of internet deprivation. And we were wrong.

Here is a partial list of what we found ourselves unable to use to cope with a difficult and occasionally hostile world:

• checking the weather
• checking the news, especially to see if we were at war with anybody new
• no streaming movies to watch that evening, nor could we go online to see what was showing downtown at the local cinema
• no access to any cloud-based programs, which meant that our time-wasting game apps were unavailable for the duration
• couldn’t fact-check anything on Google
• none of our devices could sync with any of the others, meaning that each was now an island unto itself

One of us remembered that there used to be something called the Yellow Pages, and that we might have such a directory stashed somewhere. Once that resource was located, we called the cinema and found that one of the three movies showing was worth the trip down the hill. But then we opted instead to watch one of the handful of DVDs we actually own, choosing Grapes of Wrath, a classic. Robin and I sat on the loveseat for two hours to watch the film on the 13 inch screen of a portable computer that was resting on my lap and angled just so that both of us could watch the movie.

On Monday a serviceman arrived as promised, and he found that the line bearing our internet service entered the building, wasps had nested and chewed through the covering on the wire, causing a short. Within thirty minutes all of the problems mentioned above ceased to exist and we were back on the road to complacency once again.

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It doesn’t take a lot to interest my particular form of ADD, but here’s an item that did.

The Most Mysterious Song on the Internet

7,572,792 views Jul 12, 2019This song was recorded from a German radio station called NDR between 1982 and 1984. Search (online) has been active since the early 2000s, when the song was made available online, and to this day no one has been able to give any accurate and correct information about the origin of the song. Facts like the band’s nationality and exact year of recording are unknown, and to this day, we have not gotten any information about the whereabouts of the authors, or even the correct title of the song. Apparently there is no alternative online register/archive of this song, since the only source we have of this song is from the cassette tape that Darius recorded from the radio. Recently, a Reddit user found that in the chorus of this song, a synth called Yamaha DX7 was used, there’s a preset called Syn-Lead 5, and it’s exactly the same sound they used in the song, the Yamaha DX7 was released in 1983, so we may have a basis that the song was probably recorded in 1984, or late 1983.

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