D.O.N.U.T.S.

(The header image today is not a photo that I took myself. I rarely do this, but Saturday morning’s
Montrose Daily Press had printed this image, and I thought it too pretty not to share it.)

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For some reason, I was thinking about my wife Robin the other day. Actually, I think about her pretty much every day. It’s hard not to, when there are only two people living in a smallish house. There is a definite tendency to bump into one another in such a situation. So how did we end up together? I will tell you.

It had been several years since my first wife had walked out the front door and off to better things. During those years I had become a sort of hermit, living alone in the house I had previously shared with five other people. To help fill the big hole I now had in my spare time, I was becoming a self-taught expert on the preparation and consumption of gin and tonics and the sampling of expensive scotch whiskies. I was very successful at that enterprise.

My day job was that of a pediatrician in a small South Dakota town. In that capacity I provided pediatric care to the three children of a very lovely lady named Robin. Robin had also been divorced, by a man who was an idiot to have left her. Actually, from what I hear, he still is an idiot.

At any rate, in small towns the married women abhor a vacuum, and having single adults around in society was considered a hazard to peace and social stability. So they began placing the two of us in proximity to one another to see if anything came of it.

For a time, nothing was happening, primarily because of my intractability. I was averse to any significant change in my life, and the very idea of entering into a new relationship was:

• frightening
• disturbing
• incomprehensible
• never gonna happen
• irrational, considering that I was not even sure how I’d become a single person in the first place

That last point was a biggie. The divorce that ended my first marriage was like I had been taking flight instruction but on one memorable solo lesson I flew through a barn, under a footbridge, and into an oak tree. I had little incentive for trying something again in that direction.

That was in 1991, and we were married the following year. I gave up my hobby of exploring fermented beverages and signed up for “How To Be A Better Husband Than You Were The First Time,” which is an ongoing post-graduate work-study program. (I think that Robin has graded me a C plus so far, which is way better than the D minus I got on my first time out.)

As an aside, a counselor that Robin was seeing in 1991 told her that her relationship with me was a transitional one, and not to get too serious about it. That was 31 years ago, which means that he was either really poor at predictions or that we are really, really slow at transitioning.

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From The New Yorker

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The sharper-eyed among you might have noted my use of the term fascism here and there recently. I had resisted doing so in the past because any reading on the subject reveals that defining this particular political set of beliefs is a slippery pursuit.

Fascism may be amorphous, but it does have some definite free-floating characteristics. So far, the best short dissertation on that subject that I have come across was in Wikipedia. (I say “short,” but even that one goes on for quite a few pages.)

So I will try to be specific if I use the term in the future, even though I freely admit that no one in their right mind should be taking political instruction from me. I have very little to offer in that sphere, other than to join H.L. Mencken in rejoicing that I am not a Republican.

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Now that I’ve published a disclaimer and all, let me say that I believe former president Cluck and his gang of thugs, miscreants, and generally bad actors are as close to fascists as you are going to find in the United States in our present day.

All they need to do to complete the picture is to adopt a uniform and come up with a name. Let’s see … brownshirts taken by the Nazis, blackshirts taken by Mussolini … how about orangeshirts to match Cluck’s coiffure, or yellowshirts to match his courage under fire during the Viet Nam years?

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From The New Yorker

Robin and I spent Thanksgiving with the Hurley family in Durango this year. Driving there on the Nasty Highway was a breeze, and totally on dry pavement. The mountains had a light dusting of snow on them which rendered them newly spectacular. It was a case of one mountainous Currier and Ives print after another.

Grandson Aiden is home for the holiday and so far he has not been obviously damaged by spending the past several months at the University of Texas in Austin. Apparently the university’s liberal attitudes have offset the poisonous ones emanating from the state capitol building.

Thanksgiving afternoon, we watched the classic movie Stand By Me. It’s a favorite in our clan, and my personal #2 Best Movie. It hits so many right notes about being a twelve year-old boy that it is uncanny. One of author Stephen King’s best traits is that he has such a clear memory of how it was to be a kid. (It is possible that he still is, actually, and that’s his trick.)

Robin and I had to cut our stay short due to a winter storm that was heading that way, so returned Friday evening instead of Saturday. Our thesis being that if you’re going to be trapped on one side of a mountain pass, it was better to be trapped on the side where home is.

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